Cow Zone

Sucking a male/females anus silly while moaning moo

Sarah did a cow zone on me last night. It felt great

by SillySucker9000 November 18, 2014

cow fucker

another name for cowboy or a white person from rural areas

you're in a city not a farm, stupid cow fucker!

by criccet September 23, 2005

Common Cow

A common person who is not decent and would use words that only uneducated common folks would use.

Ed: I talked to my friends and they said their first time hurt.

Monty: What do you mean first time? The first time they shagged?

Ed: Don't say shagged it's slept with you COMMON COW!

by Hezslover May 21, 2009

Cow Stupid

(adverb) The sort of mile-long stare that a cow exhibits when out in the pasture chewing her cud or otherwise doing nothing but staring out into nothingness. Normally used as a metephore or simile.

She stood there with a blank, cow stupid stare. Nothing whatsoever was on her mind.

by cristobaldelascasas May 19, 2006

the cow of the beer

The last sip of beer. It is considered by some to be bad luck to drink.

Hey can you bring me a brewski, all I've got is the cow of the beer left?

by Damion Schmamion August 31, 2006

mad cowing

acting crazy, freaking out

"stop it, you're mad cowing on me. think puppies, and candy canes."

-Night at The Roxbury

by Jesusss Christ June 11, 2008

Cow Ram

This is reserved for the elitist of the elite, please do not attempt this at home.

After you have had intercourse so many times its not appealing anymore, you perform the cow ram.

The cow ram is when you see your one night stand naked and unsuspecting (best if sleeping) , and then you prepare quietly, aim carefully and then insert yourself into her anus while yelling surprise.

Please remember to do calisthenics as charlie sheen pulled his gluteus Maximus while performing this.

Also be warned, after tiger woods performed this move he was chased out of his own house with a gold club.
But granted if you do it properly i doubt that the girl you just surprised wont be able to run..

Bro, last night i cow rammed this girl so hard, she shit all over my bed and i had to carry her out!

by TheProRammer August 18, 2014