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Corporate Cowboy

In this context, the term “cowboy” has been given a negative connotation. In this sense, "cowboy" refers to those people who shoot around with empty word shells (hollow words or also buzzwords), especially in meetings with word salvos, in order to generate an impression among team members and supervisors to look as competent and intelligent as possible by using a lot of “intelligent or technical” words. This is also referred to as “bullshit-bingo” and causes a lot of hot air and dust but with a “peng-peng-wow-effect”, meaning, firstly, people are highly impressed and intimidated. But over time, team members and supervisors understand that it is just hot air and are in fact annoyed by the cowboy’s apperiance and “wana-be, joke cracking” leadership behaviour.
Their behavior is driven purely by opportunistic and egoistic nature and solely serves to present themselves strategically best in the company or in the team. Supervisors are slimed by the application of cowboyism, whereby people on the same level are run over by renewed word salvos and “peng-peng” gestures, knocked off and/or made mouth-dead.
The basic prerequisite for corporate cowboys is the lack of leadership qualities and incompetence of superiors or the deliberate promotion by other cowboys, who in turn satisfy each other's egoistic spirit in their own cowboy group to the point of neurological orgasm with their fictitious intelligence and pomposity. One calls it also "man round".
This dude is such a bullshit-bingo guy . He is a corporate cowboy......
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Did you listen to Steve? He was just ..peng peng peng peng peng peng...all the time.
by Azem14 November 22, 2021
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Advancement Corporation Of Tomorrow

A company by you, for you. Always invested in the future and how to make it better. Makes AIs to better the world.

Working robots! Amazing fast tech! A step into the future that is so bright!

Advancement Corporation of Tomorrow.
"Advancement Corporation of Tomorrow? Well, you know what they say..."

"You are the future."
by Are you the future? September 8, 2021
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Corporate Sunset

A sunset as viewed out of the windows of an office building before an inevitable late night, but seen through the reflection of the windows of the identical office building across the parking lot from your own.
"Somehow, seeing the corporate sunset tonight isn't making the four extra hours of work ahead of me worth it."
by fishy-fishy December 12, 2019
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Solaris Corporation

Welcome to the Solaris Corporation page! We are an indie development group that specializes in the creation and management of primarily reactor core (and other means of sci-fi)-styled experiences for the enjoyment of exploring players and sci-fi enthusiasts alike. We hope you enjoy your time here!

(hello community manager of sds)
John: Have you heard of Solaris Corporation?
Alan: The corporation or the corporation?
by Makap12322 October 28, 2025
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Corporate Cleveland Steamer

When you've given every ounce of your energy for your respective company...and rhey continually add work to your plate. You are a victim of your own success, so your company suits on you.
I was just delivered a hot corporate Cleveland steamer. I met my deadline, so they gave me someone else's work on top of it.
by Poopypoopypoppop August 2, 2022
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corporal carpet

Someone who decides to randomly get a bowl-cut and dye their hair black for absolutely no reason
Pretty sure Daniel just corporal carpeted his hair last night
by duemoturion June 10, 2017
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Corporate Communism

Corporate communism, as defined by the Beatnik Bird, is when brain dead corporations own the means of communication, (the privatized Big Brother) and which are dedicated to promoting the anarchist idea that the best government is no government beyond the military and the police. Whatever government exists is a wholly owned subsidiary of the corporations kind of like Czarist Russia before the Marxist revolution in 1917 when everything was owned by royalty and its facilitator the church.

Corporate Communism is a blend of two of the most hated and abused terms in pop economics, corporatism, aka capitalism and communism, aka socialism. It was created by the Beatnik Bird as a descriptive term to grab the attention of those who have no factual knowledge of either but are convinced that either or both are evil.
Corporate communism is when brain dead corporations own the means of communication, and which are dedicated to promoting the anarchist idea that the best government is no government beyond the military and the police
by Beatnik Bird April 29, 2024
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