nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet

the nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet is used by grandmaster baiters who have gooned so extensively over many years that there is a semen build-up of many meters high in the gooncave, which results in semen seeping through the tip of the penis and making its way through the bladder and up to the kidneys where it then coats kidney stones in layers of nut, which then the body temperature eventually evaporates creating nut fumes which stain the kidney stones, essentially giving them an upgrade. these nut-coated kidney stones then push through the tunnels filled with semen and eventually make their way out, where the grandmaster baiter will then plant into the specially made gauntlet, allowing for the full gooning potential to be unlocked.

have you finished your nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet yet?

by iimcrimson February 17, 2025

Sugar Coated Retard

A tank who calls no cooldowns, relying solely on voice comms to say, "I'm down."

Xadrion is a sugar coated retard.

by blickoo February 28, 2025

Diesel Coated Salami Pirate

Diesel Coated Salami Pirates or Salami Pirates for short is another term for Lot Lizards, or Truck stop prostitutes

There's a Diesel Coated Salami Pirate going truck to truck offering her services

by The dirty trucker June 24, 2024

Diesel Coated Salami Pirate

Salami Pirate for short, Another term for a lot lizard or Truck stop prostitute

There's a Diesel Coated Salami Pirate offering her services to truck drivers

by The dirty trucker June 24, 2024

Trickle Through Coats ThrOugh triCkle

Trickle Through Coats ThrOugh triCkle

Trickle Through Coats ThrOugh triCkle

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025

COAT

Cutest of all time

Ross is such a cutie - he’s the COAT.

by rapidsloth May 18, 2025

Trench Coating

Spreading the receiver's anus wide open and filling it up to the brim

We are having a trench coating session later, are you in?

by yiask May 28, 2025