Christopher

Buy Chris for $32.95 and he comes with 9 color options. No returns and he smells like cheeks.

Christopher is so damn expensive

by Hsisjbekansjdibdhd November 10, 2025

Christopher

A Christopher is a person you would want to be best friends with, he’ll treat you like a little sister /brother and he is pretty hot,seems obnoxious when u don’t know him but he is actually one of the most caring people and one of the most important people in your life,listens to all your problems, and there’s a deeper connection.. and the more you guys text he becomes more inresistable and you miss him the second he Dosent text making you worried,and he finds you cute and secretly wants a relationship with you but Is to scared to tell you..... he also has a funny personality and is kinda a freak 😏😉

Christopher why do you hang out with me if I’m ugly.. “ what are you. Talking about you are really cute and I really like being with you”

by Raerae_<3 July 31, 2018

christopher

the best man ever

the smartest guy you'll meet

omg is that christopher
omg omg omg omg omg it is

by 1414144141 October 3, 2018

Christopher

He be scamming all y’all.

Don’t let him Christopher you!

by CK (not Christopher) November 22, 2021

Christopher Paranavu Reeves Is The Ginger Ale Back Smacka

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😱: Christopher Paranavu Reeves Is The Ginger Ale Back Smacka

by InterpersonalCommunication February 21, 2025

Christophe

The best person on the planet, tall with even higher IQ and massive dick. Flippin sexy, great kisser and better fucker

Girl 1: Last night I had absolute shit sex

Girl 2: Mine was amazing, I had a Christophe.

by Be friends with Christophe December 9, 2021

Dirty Christopher

When you staple your balls to a Christmas tree in an old folk’s home and shout “CHRISTMAS IS COMING” every 25 minutes

Named after the legendary Christopher Forde

“Did you hear he did a Dirty Christopher last night?”

by fhddhffjdfh November 20, 2024