by c.t.g. December 11, 2008
Get the C.T.G. aka Carlo the Gangstamug. The Mexican (wall jumper) kid who has severe autism with a sprinkle of masochism. The kid is primarily a Fortnite kid and a freeloader. Surprisingly doesn't spend money on the v bucks. But instead is addicted to porn and spends his time paying other school kids who pretend to be their friends. He is secondarily mentally retarded, and probably gay. He has this mentality due to the lack of other companions in his household. His father wasn't of absence, but still acts like it. The mentally retarded child is probably better off put down.
This Juan Carlos Barrera - The Famous Celebrity guy a my school seems chill. Next day later. I was wrong.
by DoofPoof March 20, 2022
Get the Juan Carlos Barrera - The Famous Celebritymug. by WhoseDat??? January 16, 2017
Get the Juan Jose de Carlosmug. by John Hyler January 15, 2008
Get the carlos mencia definer number 24mug. “idk maybe like in 20 mins or something like that” its means when my dumbass bitch ass bestfriend goes to sleep mf early and leaves all alone. A bitch.
by Galabitch June 19, 2021
Get the Carlos Being a whole ass fucking bitchmug. Noun
1. Biscuit
2. Stress Relief
3. Popular party trick
4. A delicious and creamy biscuit forged in the deep mountains of the Himalayas. Believed to have cured cancer in many provinces, the Monte Carlo was a historic treat for many civilizations. The Monte Carlo had been transported via donkey in the late 1800's from the Himalayan mountains; most notably the Tibet region - to Munich, Germany. A man had over time on the long journey from both countries experienced an extremely sore anus ah-noos and had an idea to re-leave this pain. Thus the creaminess of the Monte Carlo was used as he placed it and several others of similiar size right up his anus anoos. As people witnessed his glorified facial expressions after delivering such a release of uncomfort, many people have associated the Monte Carlo with pain and stress relief and in other cases also strange pleasures.
1. Biscuit
2. Stress Relief
3. Popular party trick
4. A delicious and creamy biscuit forged in the deep mountains of the Himalayas. Believed to have cured cancer in many provinces, the Monte Carlo was a historic treat for many civilizations. The Monte Carlo had been transported via donkey in the late 1800's from the Himalayan mountains; most notably the Tibet region - to Munich, Germany. A man had over time on the long journey from both countries experienced an extremely sore anus ah-noos and had an idea to re-leave this pain. Thus the creaminess of the Monte Carlo was used as he placed it and several others of similiar size right up his anus anoos. As people witnessed his glorified facial expressions after delivering such a release of uncomfort, many people have associated the Monte Carlo with pain and stress relief and in other cases also strange pleasures.
"Michael, I am having a real hard time today." says man 1.
"Here enjoy a Monte Carlo mohn-tay cah-low to relieve you from that back pain". says man 2.
"You mean anus ah-noos pain!" says man1.
"Ah yes my bad." says man 2.
"Here enjoy a Monte Carlo mohn-tay cah-low to relieve you from that back pain". says man 2.
"You mean anus ah-noos pain!" says man1.
"Ah yes my bad." says man 2.
by Henry III May 26, 2014
Get the Monte Carlo [mohn-tay cah-low]mug. THE MOST HAPPIEST LITTLE BOI IN THE WORLD THE SON OF SAM AND MR BEAR. ALL THE BOYS FALL FOR HIM. HIS DADS ARE PROUD. HE HAS THE BEST M*THER F*CKIN COUSIN IN THE WORLD AKA BELLAAAAA.
by someone u dont know haha February 27, 2019
Get the mr bear carlos juan pablo juniormug.