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Cottonwood

A shitty ass little zit of a town in California.
Full of meth head hicks that spend their days in their trailers.
Miserably hot Between May and September (usually 110F) with only a week at the most with good weather then immediately goes to freezing (usually 30F or lower) in the end of September until May, then it is boiling hot again.
Absolutely nothing to do ever unless you find chasing cows fun.
Sometimes used to describe a nasty town, house,person ect.
Person 1: Dude! Look at that trailer park! It is so Cottonwood!
Person 2:Yeah, look at the family of hillbilly's sitting on their plastic lawn chairs!
Person 1: Oh shit, I think they heard us!
Person 2: Run!!! He got his shotgun!!
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Person: dude! I've heard Cottonwood has awesome shit to do there!

Cottonwood Person: Yeah, If you think watching a cow is fun than it is your town.
by Jayme Hates Cottonwood October 18, 2008
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cotton headed ninny muggin

a mean mean word used at the north pole with the elves
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buddy the elf.. whats your favorite color?
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by kkkkkttttttttt December 18, 2007
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cotton-pickin

You must be out your cotton-pickin mind if you think i'm gonna pick that up.
by mspugh2u June 27, 2008
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the cotton gin

To have sex with a black chick or urban chick. Do her doggy style then sweep her arms from out under her, and forcibly mash her face to the floor pick up her legs and a plow her forwards across the bed, room, or a room of your choice.
" went the club the bitch was banging and I took her back to my place and I gave that hoe the cotton gin."
by Jeremy, J3 April 2, 2008
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cutting

when you take a sharp object like a knife or peice of glass or whatever and cut yourself, usually breaking the skin.
i'm the 'emo kid' at school. im not seriously depressed, and i've never cut myself before. but i have thought about it. my friends tease me abou being emo, and i know they're jokeing, but it hurts.
cutting is a serious thing. one of my friends cuts. onc you start, you really cant stop.
by Maya H. June 5, 2007
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cotton mice

Cotton mice is a box of tampons.
I need to get a box of cotton mice from the store.
by Barbiegirl007 June 23, 2006
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silver cotton candy

Julia's grandma was a gilf so when I bent her over she exposed her silver cotton candy.
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