A gay sex position where 3 or more persons get in a line and have anal sex. Usually hurts your penis.
by Lessercountryfolk February 19, 2007
Get the Cow Trainmug. by criccet September 23, 2005
Get the cow fuckermug. This is reserved for the elitist of the elite, please do not attempt this at home.
After you have had intercourse so many times its not appealing anymore, you perform the cow ram.
The cow ram is when you see your one night stand naked and unsuspecting (best if sleeping) , and then you prepare quietly, aim carefully and then insert yourself into her anus while yelling surprise.
Please remember to do calisthenics as charlie sheen pulled his gluteus Maximus while performing this.
Also be warned, after tiger woods performed this move he was chased out of his own house with a gold club.
But granted if you do it properly i doubt that the girl you just surprised wont be able to run..
After you have had intercourse so many times its not appealing anymore, you perform the cow ram.
The cow ram is when you see your one night stand naked and unsuspecting (best if sleeping) , and then you prepare quietly, aim carefully and then insert yourself into her anus while yelling surprise.
Please remember to do calisthenics as charlie sheen pulled his gluteus Maximus while performing this.
Also be warned, after tiger woods performed this move he was chased out of his own house with a gold club.
But granted if you do it properly i doubt that the girl you just surprised wont be able to run..
Bro, last night i cow rammed this girl so hard, she shit all over my bed and i had to carry her out!
by TheProRammer August 18, 2014
Get the Cow Rammug. A Sad Cow is a drink made with Tequila, Jägermeister, and Bailey's Irish Cream. It tastes of existential sadness and has an aftertaste reminiscent of huffing permanent marker.
by Clayzerbeam June 20, 2013
Get the Sad Cowmug. by Schmeow Cow August 11, 2011
Get the Schmeow Cowmug. by Damion Schmamion August 31, 2006
Get the the cow of the beermug. A mildly overweight hairy man with possible Chinese and Indian ancestry and a thing for morbidly obese women.
The king is a cow-lover
by Balatkari September 22, 2013
Get the cow-lovermug.