Adito the burrito

Ok basically this is a girl who is single and ready to mingle...you may ask what’s so special about this, but this girl just yeets every opportunity away. She describes herself as a full course meal and she endulges in “rawr”ing at guys...
ADITO THE BURRITO HAD SOME FRITOS WITH HER CHEETOS AND SOME DORITOS WHILE SHE WAS BEING INCOGNITO AND BEING A SUPERHERO DRINKING FROM HER CONTIGO LISTENING TO DESPACITO BUT GOT BIT BY A MOSQUITO ES MUY BONITO AND EATING HER FAV TAQUITOS WITH HER DOG NAMED TITO WHO WENT TO PUERTO RICO TO EAT SOME TOSTITOS BUT REALIZED THAT WAS EL STUPIDO SO SHE LISTENED TO MIGOS AND WENT TO CHICOS AND WHILE SHE WAS THERE GOT A MOJITO
by Slide sloot January 05, 2019
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angry burrito

Someone who doesn't know how to express their emotions so they get angry and project this anger onto others.
Michael: You're stressing me out even further!
ME: Stop being an angry burrito
by RustyTaco44 December 08, 2020
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burrito making

to make love a la mexican; mexican sex; ridin da burro, burro style; hit it from da back
yo ese i hurd u and maria we burrito making all last week.
by j to izzle fo shizzle March 10, 2008
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burrito blues

Feeling bloated and full after eating a Burrito that is way too big to be eaten in one sitting.
You don't look so good....you ok? "I don't feel so good and I can't focus on any work after lunch....I have the Burrito Blues!"
by mookbat May 05, 2016
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sad burrito

Someone who is sad yet does nothing to make it better.
You: I'm so sad I can't get out of bed
Your mom: Stop being a sad burrito
by RustyTaco44 December 08, 2020
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wet burrito

I tried to order the fish tacos but I was distracted by the hot girl at del taco and received a wet burrito instead.
by Garthdog August 22, 2008
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Bean Burrito

A sexual position in which one person is laying flat on their back and the other person is squatted on top of them, much like sitting on the toilet. The person standing (typically the female) will then proceed to shit on the person on the ground's chest ; mimicking that of a bean burrito when the beans fall out onto the ground or paper plate.
"So did y'all guys have sex last night?"
"Nah, we didn't do anything special. She gave me a Bean Burrito though."
by Sliced Kid January 07, 2016
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