by troyez February 13, 2010
Get the Ben mug.1:(n) (pr) (abr) short for the English name Benjamin.
2: Code for cheauvenistic male pig.
Has nothing going for his life.
Says he hates skinny girls, but won't date you if you are not to his specifications. I.e.: he may as well get a blow up doll, they are easy to cheat on, and you can get them just how you want them and you don't have to mandate that they look like a Chinese Crested! (Hair on head. Thats about it.)
Likes to waste time chasing tail, even while in a relationship. Cheats on his girlfriends with one particular ex.
Will always claim it's the female that is crazy, even after he has strung her along for 5 months or however long. But he can do and feel anything he wants: like Cartman.
Oh, and don't move in with him then break up. He will have an ex over to drink & fuck almost immediately, even if you were together for a year and he appeared changed.
He will also tell you he loves you, break up with you the following day, and tell you he hates you.
He is a bipolar fuck who has attachment issues, a diseased dick (which is not very large contrary to popular belief - aside from the fact that if you don't know how to use said cock, it's length and girth are null and void), and an impossibly immature attitude.
So, that said, beware.
2: Code for cheauvenistic male pig.
Has nothing going for his life.
Says he hates skinny girls, but won't date you if you are not to his specifications. I.e.: he may as well get a blow up doll, they are easy to cheat on, and you can get them just how you want them and you don't have to mandate that they look like a Chinese Crested! (Hair on head. Thats about it.)
Likes to waste time chasing tail, even while in a relationship. Cheats on his girlfriends with one particular ex.
Will always claim it's the female that is crazy, even after he has strung her along for 5 months or however long. But he can do and feel anything he wants: like Cartman.
Oh, and don't move in with him then break up. He will have an ex over to drink & fuck almost immediately, even if you were together for a year and he appeared changed.
He will also tell you he loves you, break up with you the following day, and tell you he hates you.
He is a bipolar fuck who has attachment issues, a diseased dick (which is not very large contrary to popular belief - aside from the fact that if you don't know how to use said cock, it's length and girth are null and void), and an impossibly immature attitude.
So, that said, beware.
by dont ask, dont tell August 2, 2011
Get the Ben mug.An ugly motherfucker who will do nothing but annoy the shit out of you and in general act on pure ignorance and dumbassery. This is the type of dude to keep asking you to hang out until you give in, then he goes to your house and plays minecraft on your computer. If you ever meet one of these dudes, never make eye contact, and make sure you stay far away from any of his "friends".
Guy 1: Did you hear about ben?
Guy 2: Yeah, yesterday he tried to make out with someone, but he just ended up licking her face
Guy 1: What an incel.
Guy 2: Yeah, yesterday he tried to make out with someone, but he just ended up licking her face
Guy 1: What an incel.
by 73194658 December 9, 2018
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by robloxtimebois June 26, 2018
Get the Ben mug.A man who everyone teases. Too bad. Maybe they also know that he gets screamed at at home all the time and guilt tripped and manipulated by everyone who he comes across. He cannot handle his father screaming at him - not even one more time.
Too bad he can't figure out what is happening. And will never figure out what is happening. And will never figure out what is happening. Must be a Ben.
by Your aweful May 29, 2018
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