Batman

Wyatt.

He's Batman

by ATuckerrrr November 21, 2023

Batman

He can knock you unconscious, he can beat you up, he can cream you in an IQ Test, and he can break you, but he WON'T kill you.

Also, beware Batman. By the time you see him, it will be too late.

Armed thug N1: I heard the Batman is coming. Everybody, get ready.

Armed thug N2: Bro, fuck Batman. I have a gun, and he's just some freak in a costume. Really, he's nothin.

*a random thug yells*

Armed thug N1: Holy shit, what was that-AHHH!!!

-30 seconds later-

Armed thug N2: OH MY GOD, I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID ABOUT YOU!! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME.

*Batman right behind him*

Batman: I assume you thought yourself invincible, just because you have a gun. But, I Am The Night.

Armed thug N2: *turns around* OHMIGO- *unconscious*

by TheManThatWillBreakYou November 17, 2013

Batman

A Sexual maneuver in which you have sex with her until you're about to finish, aaand then you kill her parents...

John: How did the one night stand go last night?

Mark: Pretty good, I fucked her, then I did the Batman.

by Dankspanka' November 14, 2017

Batman

Bruce wayne

"Oof....there's Batman"

by Conbon05 June 08, 2019

Batman

(A vigilante that hides in the shadows) He fights crime while struggling with throat cancer and hides behind trash cans after throwing a smoke bomb to make him self look cool.

Never fear! Batman is here!

by TheJimst3r March 28, 2016

Batman

An expression that people use when they don't know what to answer back.

Person 1: Oh my! How did you do that?
Person 2: Because I'm Batman

by KillerFrost June 07, 2015

Batman

When you are fucking a GILF from behind and the old woman skin on her arm starts to sag until it looks like batman's cape!

To successfully do this one should put up a lap behind oneself so you get a shadow that appears to be the bat signal on the wall.

"I would totally batman dat gilf"

by Scoota B. July 11, 2008