- Spends more than 4 hours each day sitting on the toilet, without removing his pants, with no intention of actually going to the toilet, although for some reason still insists on tearing off dozens of pieces of toilet paper and flushing them as part of his ‘cover’
- Eats warm garbage before coming in to school each morning
- Types with two fingers, as hard as possible
- Rolls over on Classmates whenever anything goes wrong and sits in the middle of the bus
- Occasionally gets caught jerking off in the fire stairwell (weirdo)
- Models his haircut on members from the band ‘bald boys united ’
- Obsessive overuse of the words ‘your mom’ and ‘leo’
- Has no friends
- Bares a striking resemblance to ‘The Hamburgular”
- Stores his semen (from his numerous daily stairwell jerk offs) in Dixie cups, with the intention of one day raising an unholy army of ‘little bennys’ to do his bidding
- Has every moment of tenz twitch stream watched
- Occasionally murders fat Asian children and hides them underneath his bed
- Eats warm garbage before coming in to school each morning
- Types with two fingers, as hard as possible
- Rolls over on Classmates whenever anything goes wrong and sits in the middle of the bus
- Occasionally gets caught jerking off in the fire stairwell (weirdo)
- Models his haircut on members from the band ‘bald boys united ’
- Obsessive overuse of the words ‘your mom’ and ‘leo’
- Has no friends
- Bares a striking resemblance to ‘The Hamburgular”
- Stores his semen (from his numerous daily stairwell jerk offs) in Dixie cups, with the intention of one day raising an unholy army of ‘little bennys’ to do his bidding
- Has every moment of tenz twitch stream watched
- Occasionally murders fat Asian children and hides them underneath his bed
Devin: That benjamin ma guy is so good at throwing, right?
Navi: What do you mean? He cant even throw the ball 10 yards!
Devin: I meant "throwing" in valorant.
Navi: OHHHH!!! That makes much more sense!
Navi: What do you mean? He cant even throw the ball 10 yards!
Devin: I meant "throwing" in valorant.
Navi: OHHHH!!! That makes much more sense!
by Ash Hull December 4, 2022
Get the benjamin mamug. by Revxnge-ii December 2, 2020
Get the Benjamin Medvemug. Benjamin is a big dick guy.
by barrabas101 November 24, 2021
Get the Benjaminmug. (usually in conjunction with "Pulling a")
When a young male is has a relationship with one member of another family (normally the daughter) and with one parental on the side (normally the mother.
In reference to the movie the Graduate
When a young male is has a relationship with one member of another family (normally the daughter) and with one parental on the side (normally the mother.
In reference to the movie the Graduate
So your telling me you've been going out with your girlfriend and seeing her mother on the side. Basically you pulling a Benjamin Braddock
by Theamazinggeek March 8, 2015
Get the Benjamin Braddockmug. by Uncle Ğ January 5, 2023
Get the Benjamin tornadomug. Most commonly used to refer to Southern California's top professional wrestling ring announcer. Mentored by the legendary Lee Marshall, then fine tuned his skills under the tutelage of the great Jesse Hernandez,, he was part of the reason San Diego's New Wave Pro Wrestling was successful. Also a lifetime member of The Cauliflower Club.
For the most part retired at this time, Mr Tomas chooses to make few appearances nowdays because the traditions of wrestling he represents are largely ignored by current wrestling trends.
For the most part retired at this time, Mr Tomas chooses to make few appearances nowdays because the traditions of wrestling he represents are largely ignored by current wrestling trends.
Overheared i. The crowd-"This event would be so much betrer if Benjamin Tomas was the ring announcer."
by Marvin California December 19, 2016
Get the benjamin tomasmug. Benjamin will party with you as hard as you want to go, but he will also be the Boi that brings you that water when you’re trying to play it cool.
His apartment and wardrobe might seem simple, but inside, he is a complex tapestry full of color, texture, and an intricate labyrinth of details.
He’s the kind of guy that likes cigarettes after sex, but he won’t blow smoke in your face unless you ask for it. Be careful what you ask for with Benjamin, because he’s quite hardcore and extreme, and might surprise you.
Watch out, you might end up in his novel.
His apartment and wardrobe might seem simple, but inside, he is a complex tapestry full of color, texture, and an intricate labyrinth of details.
He’s the kind of guy that likes cigarettes after sex, but he won’t blow smoke in your face unless you ask for it. Be careful what you ask for with Benjamin, because he’s quite hardcore and extreme, and might surprise you.
Watch out, you might end up in his novel.
by Sn0wphelia November 25, 2021
Get the Benjaminmug.