A saying used by some people that wish to appear "hip and with it" but in reality they don't really have any uniqueness about them. They simply spend the money and convey the attitude that they "have it" while making sure to be seen with the "in crowed" at social events, or at least talk about "the other night" when they were with the popular main-streamers.
by Charlie Greens April 17, 2007

I’m still looking for someone to help me whack off some of my relatives. I want you to get a corrupt FBI agent or other official to kill them. I’ll sell them out to you guys. In exchange I will keep my word and never expose you. They know about the NWO and are very into gun rights. I want you guys to watch them. They’ve been giving me a hard time for so long and I would really like for someone to deal with them. Maybe for a few months, then take care of them. It would be so good to officially get them out of my life.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker May 16, 2021

Sorry, I can’t hangout tonight, I gotta watch Saltydkdan subject his friends to incomprehensible horrors on the new “Have you heard about?”
by Fuckyoucooldude69 December 8, 2022

1. a warning sign that a social justice warrior (SJW) is about to complain about something- typically existing only in their imagination- using logical fallacies and utter nonsense. esp. when in written form.
2. an indication that the complaining described above is about to commence
2. an indication that the complaining described above is about to commence
white people don't want to date minorities, and we need to talk about it.
white people are increasingly interested in dating minorities, and we need to talk about it.
Magic the Gathering card artwork features Templar Knights, and we need to talk about it
white people are increasingly interested in dating minorities, and we need to talk about it.
Magic the Gathering card artwork features Templar Knights, and we need to talk about it
by That.Guy456 January 24, 2021

by Hamwallets April 10, 2016

by Sorry about your goldfish. February 17, 2021

Concealing the truth about your long, hellish commute so as to fit in with those who have short drives to work, and who rarely experience the road rage that you encounter on a daily basis.
Gloater: I get to work in about 15 minutes. What about you?
Long Commuter: Umm, about the same.
Gloater: Why are you lying about your rage?
Long Commuter: I'm not.
Gloater: You're in Sylmar! Do you chopper to work?
Long Commuter: Okay, asshole! It takes me an hour and a half! Are you happy now, you dick bag?!
Long Commuter: Umm, about the same.
Gloater: Why are you lying about your rage?
Long Commuter: I'm not.
Gloater: You're in Sylmar! Do you chopper to work?
Long Commuter: Okay, asshole! It takes me an hour and a half! Are you happy now, you dick bag?!
by Herb, Ian, Dick, Shawn, Harry August 28, 2011
