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Ronning

To follow the advice of a middle-aged soft and gooey excuse for a man who does nothing but waste time on the internet (particularly chat room dwelling) mired in low-level vocabulary attacks on others he finds "of interest" and usually is totally reliant on SSI/SSDI and parent(s). Entirely dependent, self-important and is usually considered to "have his dog off-leash."
Quit acting like such a Ronning asshole or you will be blocked from all of my internet affairs. Or I may keep you around just to remind myself how appreciative I am for having all of my executive functioning skills in tact.
by reperception July 27, 2021
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Pulling a Ron

Insulting someone's mom to the point of the ultimate retailiation.
Pulling a ron could be hazardous to your health.
by Shawn R. July 31, 2007
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Smiley Ron

Man who acts like a woman in order to flatter members of the same sex, gain homosexual online relationships, get free loot, or to disguise himself as a "spiritual warrior" and "ghost hunter."
Damsonrrhee pulled a "Smiley Ron" when he told online friends he was a she.
by Katonfire September 29, 2008
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Mental Ron

Mental Ron is when someone with the name Veronica, Roni, or anything in between; switches to their alter ego, being Mental Ron. This consists of being crazy, spontaneous, fun and horny. AND DON'T forget the added ability to take shots with no chaser. Mental Ron has the craziest stories and drinks on Wednesdays.
Part 1
A: Yooo you saw Mental Ron at that party last night,, she was going crazy..
B: Hell yaw. She need some milk...

Part 2
A: Is mental Ron coming out tonight?

Mental Ron: Yaw.
by 21 savauge April 17, 2022
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King Ron

King Ron is a distant cousin of King Von. He fucks bitches all day and is a godly freestyler, his flow is undeniably the best and so is his huge cock. He automatically gets the n-word pass cuz everyone is scared of him.
Bro King Ron is the best, he fucked me while producing a whole new album, what a menace.
by Blackmidgetslayer May 23, 2022
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Ron

Ron

Not to be confused with the name, "Ron" is usually the nickname given to someone who are extremely arrogant, attention-seeking, loud and think more highly of themselves than anyone else. A Ron is often seen in places such as night clubs, acting like complete and utter assholes to everyone around them, being loud, self-promoting, obnoxious, and often violent.

When not consuming alcohol, the Ron is more than likely to be equally obnoxious, but not as loud or attention-seeking as if he were to have consumed alcohol. A Ron is 99% of the time male, and will 100% of the time think that he is among the most handsome on the planet, and will consider himself atop the social hierarchy that he is in, but is by many others outside of said hierarchy, considered among the lowest. The Ron is often a womanizing douchebag, and will on many occasions emphasize on this, because that is what a Ron does.
Scenario A
Person 1: "Wow, did that guy just punch him?
Person 2: "What a fucking Ron."

Scenario B
Person 1: "Why is he acting like that?"
Person 2: "Because he's a Mega Ron."
by LaLaLandWon March 1, 2017
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Ron

He is a “Qim Nane” and he doesn’t care for anybody because he can kill you with just one phone call.
OMG i accidentally touched Ron last night he’s gonna kill me
by Madhafakakriminal November 23, 2021
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