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Croatian squid

When you put a squid on your penis like a condom and penetrate your girlfriends vagina with the tentacles slapping your testicles.
I want to try the Croatian squid with my girlfriend but the squids I buy at the market are too big.
by Flipblip July 6, 2024
mugGet the Croatian squidmug.

Squid

Exactly like an octupus but republican
Person 1: awww what a cute octupus
Person 2: dude thats not an octupus Thats a squid! Its wearing a maga hat!
Person 1: oh my bad
by Excalibur made out of pigeons December 5, 2021
mugGet the Squidmug.

Squid muncher

An insult to use against someone that fucks absolute mutts and slugs, And or doesn't rip nose beers AKA nose candy
That kid is such a fucking squid muncher fuck that kid
by Squidymiggidy June 7, 2023
mugGet the Squid munchermug.

Squid-Bate

When a person is so cocky, so ugly, and so rude, they are squid-bate.
Friend 1: Did you see that guy's wig?

Friend 2: Squid-bate!
by magicallydelicious.com April 2, 2023
mugGet the Squid-Batemug.

Deep Fried Squid Balls

When you stick your balls in a deep fryer and say "blub blub i'm an octopus nigga" and then fuck someone
person: "aye me and this bitch made deep fried squid balls"
by xvx_k1r1t0_xvx_killme January 21, 2022
mugGet the Deep Fried Squid Ballsmug.

Squid Promo

To say "it's all good" after an action that negatively affects you. Usually pertains to an action that isn't serious.
Squid Promo, I didn't like her anyway
by mightymouse14y8 July 22, 2010
mugGet the Squid Promomug.

Squid Game

an event for people who in debt who play six life risking children games over the course of six days,the one who wins all the games receives a cash prize of 45.6B Won
by anonymous March 27, 2025
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