Long Salami

A Italian man with a large penis sticking it inside a calzone

Man, Giuseppe surprised me with that long salami

by Belvis Parsley November 27, 2019

Ai Long

Yes

Ron: Lemme smash, Please?
Becky: Ai Long

by EndMeNow May 25, 2017

The long 'Oh'

The long 'Oh' is usually used in order to emphasize offense in and caused by people you have never met. Often shouted loudly to cause extra discomfort.

Jim: You know the one thing bigger than my penis?

Joe: Your mom?

Random asshole: OOOOOOHHH!

Jim: That was funny until what's 'is face over there pulled 'The Long 'oh''

by Dong suck, the wonderdragon June 29, 2010

Long shlong

A penis so long Chinese people refer to it as the chinese Dragon. ;)

John: "Yo what up Stacy, wanna see my long shlong"
Stacy: "i would die for that baby" ;)
Random Asain dude: "Be Careful little girl, that's the chinese dragon of the myths"

by Daddy chill before I slap you January 25, 2021

long man

khussh

long man

by fiberlvbaaruewcrcvgoyGVCBUORHH November 29, 2020

Jordan Long

A person that is sus with jas but keeps denying it.

are you being a Jordan Long? Is jordan being a Jordan Long again?

by 12_34_j_56_n February 15, 2023

Dirty Long

When you fuck someone and scream "live long and prosper " when you climax. Then afterwards watch godzilla.

Bro I pulled a dirty long last night with your trekkie mom

by The Electric monkey April 3, 2020