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monkey drums

Bass boosted songs done using computer technology or loud subwoofers used while playing a song.
The dand ole 21 Savage producers overuse monkey drums.
by Portuguese clown December 30, 2018
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Monkey pumping

Monkey pumping is when you go to a morgue and find a Nigerian man, drag it to the woods the rip there teeth out. After ripping there teeth out you will throught fuck the corpse after finishing drink the nut from there mouth
Allan michoud Monkey pumping my dad in the family woods
by Jt_crawfish July 7, 2025
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Dance monkey

The worst song in the history of mankind.
Mother: son, clean your room or else ill make you listen to dance monkey on loop.
Son: yes ma’am.
by Badperson93943 June 5, 2022
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banana monkey bingo foot

I took 2 hits of acid and now I’m banana monkey bingo foot!
by Dewders914 January 18, 2025
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Monkey man

Monkey man is a character played by the YouTuber soup. He has a danish moo cow named Trippy. And Monkey man‘s arch nemesis is Bigfoot.
"My name is Monkey man, don’t you dare call me Bigfoot again, that’s my archenemy."
by Germanyisthebest April 27, 2021
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Packet-Monkey

pack●et●mon●key, pak-it-mungh-kee, noun, plural: pack●et●mon●keys, verb, pack●et●mon●keyed, pack●et●mon●keying.

noun
a person (typically young) devoid of hacking skills who copies code and techniques from adept hackers and wrongfully boasts about their awesomeness.

verb
to be hacked and told about it by the attacking packet-monkey who generally calls you and your mother names while associating himself with your mother in an erotic fashion.
noun
Guy 1: "Hey man, how would I go about hacking into my girlfriends Facebook account?"
Guy 2: "Umm, don't be such a packet-monkey?"
Guy 1: "What da fuck you just call me!?"
Guy 2: "Oh, no, no, I said 'packet-monkey.' It's a term for hackers that suck."
Guy 1: "Say that shit again you'll be missin' teeth.

verb
Guy 2: "God DAMN IT! This fucking packet-monkey won't stop messaging me about my mom..."

*Guy 1 punches Guy 2 in the teeth*

Guy 1: "WHAT I SAY, BITCH!?"
by Robiwon September 24, 2012
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Wet Monkey Knuckle

A milf with a camel toe and a hairy ass bush
She's got a very wet monkey knuckle.
by boner_garage33 December 4, 2023
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