cunt

joffrey from game of thrones

joffrey was a cunt because he made the girl look at her fathers dead head

by brinclehof January 18, 2023

Old Cunt

What you call you grandma

This old cunt is good for noting anymore

Who would fuck this old cunt

by Gradmafucker January 2, 2024

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

Noun

Generally a slutty female that has more than one sexually active relationships.

Guy 1. My god, I caught her in bed with Liam
Guy 2. Man!, she is such a cock juggling thunder cunt!

by TheHairyGoldfish September 13, 2014

Cunt-Wagon

The name given to someone being distasteful in public amongst friends.

John was being a dick to a copper after we left the club. The angry policeman put us all on the same cunt-wagon and we got nicked.

by The Sheikh May 5, 2013

cunt biscuit

A fat flaky dry vagina

Your face looks like a real cunt biscuit!

by highrollerjo March 17, 2017

Cunt Coma

When a person is in an extreme state of drunkenness, unable to take care of themselves, unwilling to take help and being abusive.

'lets get Tom home, he's fucked.'
'Yeah, but i feel like leaving him in the street because he's in a cunt coma.'
'I know, he just punched me and is shouting abuse at those pikeys over there!'

by Tarrel May 5, 2012

Dumb-Cunt

Australian colloquialism used to describe a certain type of person who is both obnoxious and ignorant in their actions, to the detriment of themselves and others around them.

CEO of YouTube is a Dumb-Cunt.

by ChenMcGen January 13, 2022