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Fake Friends

Those friends that only use you when they need something or when they have nothing else to do.
TYPES OF FAKE FRIENDS

1) The User
The one that uses you for popularity or more friends or for money. That friend that was so sweet, shy and nice at first then turns into a real bitch after they get into the circle. (STAY AWAY, THERE TIME WILL COME)

2) The Two Faced
That 'FRIEND' that is so nice to your face and then goes running away to talk shit about you when you have done nothing wrong. And when your in a group or around popular peole they completely ignore your existence. (FUCK THEM)

3) The Drifter
The so called 'friends' that only talks to you when they need something or want something, like for money, a ride, or anything in general but completely ignores you when they dont want anything (AT THE MOMENT).

Please guys stay away from these people, everyone will soon realise who they really are and they will be loners and very hated. Be yourself and be kind and a good friend and if you really want to just scream at them and completely expose them because 99.99999% of the time they deserve it and need to hear it. THEY ARE BITCHES AND YOUR BETTER THEN THEM !!!!!!!!!!
The 'friend' that o
"Wow, she`s so rude! She completely ditched me for the popular group! We used to be so close but now she thinks shes better then everyone else. I HATE HER, SHES SUCH A FAKE FRIENDS! "
by Monty - The Real Talk December 3, 2019
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Fuck Friends February

Fuck Friends February is a time for all friends with benefit. If you have a girlfriend forget it because on February that her friend with 6 packs dey give her caterpillar style. You are free to do anything with anyone on February, me personally I’ll go meet my pastor’s wife.
John: Baby what are your plans for today
Sarah: Hmm honey I’ll be fucking Ezekiel at 9am today then fucking Destiny at 2pm then at 7pm I’ll be having a threesome with Karim and Chinedu
John: Hmm have fun baby I’ll be doing something similar. Fuck friends February is so fun
by Bello Profugho November 7, 2020
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fake friends

fake friends are people that are only there for u when they need something, and only text you when they can’t get any other people to text them, if anybody starts a rumor about you, they will not only believe it..... but spread it, at a moments notice they would turn on you when they get the chance, they don’t tell you there secrets, but expect to know yours, they don’t keep there secrets and don’t care about u
by hahajjzywiwy72827 May 8, 2019
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Bad Friend

Oh my gosh, do you see that bad friend? That must be Gabriel.
by kross1232 July 8, 2018
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Half life friend

A friend that known for half of your life
Aiden and John are both half life friends of mine.
by Ironman99 October 15, 2022
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My friend Landon

Landon has been my friend for quite a while. As we have been friends we realized we have a ton in common. He has grown on me and i think i am in love lol. I want to tell him but he is in a relationship with his childhood crush. * i thought it was me. Guess what his gf hates me. I want to tell him but she'll kill me.
My friend Landon: Sup

Me: oh hey
His gf: why do you talk to her
My friend Landon: because i can and she is my friend😎
His gf: fine

My friend Landon: bye
Me: see ya *i wanted to tell him so bad
by Unknown#29 May 26, 2022
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Best Friend

A best friend is that person you are most loyal to. Your best actually trumps your relationship because when your relationship is on a slippery slope they help fix it or get you out of it. A best friend is one you tell everything to; your deepest, darkest secrets even. A best friend will never judge no matter how bad the situation. A best friend will let you know when you being selfish. A best friend is not someone you just have at your convenience. A best actually knows the real you when you try to mask your real you.

You can never lie to your best friend because they always know what’s what. They always know the truth before you even finish the statement. A best friend is that person to hype you up for things that don’t even makes sense but makes you happier. A best friend listens and understands and not counter everything you say. A best friend is that person that just makes sense to keep.
by JG-20 May 7, 2021
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