eBay-new

When something just barely passes as being in a "new" condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.

person 1: wow are those shoes new?

person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.

by Joey Bag's of Donuts September 12, 2016

I'm new! check this out.

My name is Marie, i go by mari.
i'm 70% aesthetic and 20% funny.
my goal is to be popular!
i am a simp here, and if you don't care about me there, kindly don't raise your speech at me.

I'm new! check this out.

by IAmNotAnIdiot May 26, 2021

that's some news

A way of showing you have no interest in someones news so you act like a sarastic asshole instead

"I just found out that my hair isnt auburn! It's chestnut!"

"That's some news!"

by Mollyclav February 5, 2018

NEW AGE CHROMA

A Modern day and exaggerated version of designs and art, that are foreign to the mainstream. An underground or an amateur feel to it, art that is an anomaly.

This is that new age chroma

by 4irmii July 31, 2024

New York Police Departments And Cigarettes

New York Police Departments And Cigarettes

New York Police Departments And Cigarettes

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 10, 2025

New Miles

Two or more pieces of Trident gum chewed simultaneously

Are you eating New Miles?

Nah, I only have once piece

by classy09 December 14, 2012

New York

when you do a shit load of cocaine and smoke a shit load of weed, you pull a new york

you get coked the fuck up, and then you smoke to reduce the edge. you get the social skills of getting coked the fuck up, but you are still relaxed because of the weed.

"Holy fuck, he just fucking New Yorked!"
"He New Yorked three times and ODed!"
"I've done 19 lines, and a voice in my head said if I take one more, I'm going to die. I shouldn't have fucking New Yorked."

by candlekid May 5, 2024