Cats in need

an extreme hangover which makes you feel like your stomach is infact dancing a merry jig and trying to escape from your mouth and/or chest much like in aliens.

"ahhhhh man i feel like ass i cant hack this car ride meet me at cats in need"

"I feel so fuckin cats in need somebody get me a resolve"

"ahhhhhhhh i felt so cats in need last nite had to go vomit till the early hours"

by Robin Pierce April 6, 2008

captain toast cat

The baddest, biggest, boss cat ever created. Loves to be brushed and sleep on back. Has a gentle demeanor, watch out he can be an asshole if he dislikes you.

Everyone needs a little Captain toast cat in their life. He’s just a necessity in all persons lives.

by Jus being real January 28, 2018

cat

-he is Electronically maad
- hates salads and potatoes
- likes mountain dew adds
- like to bike of ramps

- likes to be in charge

cat is an animal

by Abdur Rehman June 15, 2022

Emoji cat heat

Some f/cking kids making these r34 contents o emoji cat oc's

Emoji cat heat on tiktok by the way

by 67tuffunc41tuff October 4, 2025

Cat

Look this up in an actual dictionary.

Dude, did my cat do that to your couch?

by )ĽŒĞÂŃ ŔÅĐƏŃ January 27, 2019

cat

rui kamishiro

"look its a cat!"

"thats just rui kamishiro"

by tsukasa tenma October 23, 2023

stab the cat

Penetrating a vagina forcefully enough to make it bleed. I.e. Vigorously bottoming out.

1: Beat that pussy up
2: You fucken me so hard last night that I'm on my period.
3: Your going to have to call the rspca tonight because I'm going to kill the family pet.
4: Touch your toes I'm going to stab the cat.

by thebloodyfunnel May 21, 2015