catted

verb: reading a poorly laid out meme or graphic in a nonsensical way because the original meaning is obscure thanks to the format of the image.

Etymology: the popular meme involving an angry female human yelling opposed with a sanctimonious looking cat sitting at table led to a plethora of interpretations where the human appears to be shouting the intended meaning while the cat reads the text as written.

Dude, I totally catted that!

by BigDaddyCash August 01, 2020

Catted

When your cat is laying on you and you can't get up or you'll disturb it.

Me: Hon, could you get me more water, I've been catted.

Hon: OK...wouldn't want to disturb the cat!

by Brook Byrnes January 30, 2023

catted

catted means to be fucked up. it can be fucked up on drugs or that something is fucked up (looking, sounding)

i smoked so much, i’m catted.

her outfit is so bad, she looks catted.
this guy can not sing, his voice is catted

by definecatted January 14, 2021

Cat Nonce

Someone who puts their middle finger up the rectum of a cat

Oi Tom, how many times do you need telling, get your finger out the cats arse! Stop being a cat nonce

by Manz a fish cuz December 16, 2021

savage cat

a cat who fucks you while you sleep

my cat is a savage cat

by Zanyer December 06, 2018

National Give Up Some Cat Day

May 30th is deemed National Give Up Some Cat Day. A day dedicated for women to give up some cat while wearing a short dress and thong.

May 30th of every year is National Give Up Some Cat Day.

by Oxford Dictionary LLC. May 30, 2024

National Give Up Some Cat Day

May 30th. National Give Up Some Cat Day is a day dedicated for women to give up some cat while wearing a short dress and thong

Today is National Give Up Some Cat Day.

by Oxford Dictionary LLC. May 30, 2024