Mentos penis

After a woman performs fellatio on a man, and the man is still in his euphoric state post ejaculation, she will blow really cold air from her mouth onto the head of his penis. Making it cool and fresh, like mentos, the fresh maker.

Bruh, she blew me and gave me mentos penis! I had goosebumps all over my ass for 20 min after.

by DeezusSheist February 13, 2020

Guacamole Nigga Penis

A huge dick used by true nigga's

Man, that nigga has a "guacamole nigga penis".

by freedom is wrong February 17, 2020

Penis

Long and very hard at times but always in the way of movements

My damn penis is in the way again

by Your moms Harry ass pussy February 17, 2020

Penis

A tool men have to please women use when horny.

Penis is a thing men have between their legs to please women!

Example:
Girl 1. - You totally need to get laid.
Girl 2. - Yea, haven’t gotten dick for a while now.
Girl 1. - I know a guy with a huge penis, I’ll totally set you up with him if you want.
Girl 2. - Yeah! Sure!

by Cactusishot February 22, 2020

Pubic Penis Paste

a wonderful paste that simply gets applied to the shaft of the penis and testicles. This groundbreaking formula was founded by UNCLE PHIL, otherwise known as PHIL PUBIC. The formula has proven to increase ball circumference by at least 4 inches, also it has proven to increase penis length by 12-18 inches

Damn bro you been using that Pubic Penis Paste?

by Greasy Ball Guy February 24, 2020

penis

why are you searching this either your 10 years old or your a borderline pervert

The 63 year old man searched penis on urban dictionary

by Seembusterchung March 7, 2020

Penis

A flesh flute varian in size, that’s often played by heterosexual women or homosexual men.

Dear god, his penis is enormous

by Dixi Enormous March 7, 2020