The cat curled it’s tail around my wrist. I stopped typing and reached out a hand to pet her. She meowed and I rubbed her ears. Before I could touch her again however, she hissed and scratched my hand. Now sporting a bloody cut, I grabbed the cat by the scruff and hauled her to the basement steps. I gave her a nudge with my foot and she ran down the steps.
Later-
After bandaging my hand, I sat at my computer and typed some stuff. The cat came upstairs and started wailing in my ear. I went downstairs and saw she had no food. So, I reached for her bowl when all of a sudden, the crazy cat scratched me! Soon after, the cat tried to kill me so I gave her to my annoying sister. My sister always showed up at family gatherings from then on sporting multiple cuts.
Later-
After bandaging my hand, I sat at my computer and typed some stuff. The cat came upstairs and started wailing in my ear. I went downstairs and saw she had no food. So, I reached for her bowl when all of a sudden, the crazy cat scratched me! Soon after, the cat tried to kill me so I gave her to my annoying sister. My sister always showed up at family gatherings from then on sporting multiple cuts.
by HotBabeLove May 30, 2019
Get the Catmug. People with low morales who bang pornstars while their wife is pregnant and also molests women in public.
“You molest women and public and have sex with a porn start while your wife is pregnant with your child, he’s got the morales of an alley cat” - Joe Biden, 2024 1st Presidential Debate
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