Cat

FUCKING SATAN THEY WILL RIP AND TEAR THROUGH YOUR SKIN LIKE A DRUNK '3"2 SAD AND MAD UNCLE ON CHRISTMAS MORNING

"Aww, Look at that cute Cat!"

"B u r n i t"

by Dick Tation June 28, 2021

flying cat

u dont see them very often, but when you have a cat you now understand what it feels like to have a flying cat in your bedroom.

very scary of cucumbers ;-; they jump at u

man 1: why is there a flying cat?
man 2: the dogs tried to get her so i threw her over the fence..

by SHITTY HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!! June 30, 2021

Cat Boy Fucker

(Noun:) A person who fucks cat boys.

Hey did you see that video of Nick Fuentes with Cat Boy Kami? They were totally making eyes. Nick Fuentes is such a cat boy fucker.

by BaileyFeckinQuinn July 9, 2021

Cat

This type of animal is typically carnivorous and lives in the rain forests of the Middle East. In the Western Hemisphere they are known as “dogs” or “doggos”. The name is misleading and many are confused as to what a cat actually is. A little known fact is in the 18th century, the Duke of Algarathté named this creature “cat” to fight back against the slang that the young folk were using. (They were calling it a dog.) The duke was upset because it was his duty to name things without a name. So he called it a cat. The more you know.

Most people think that it’s a dog, but its actual name is a cat.

by i’m-a-truck<3 July 11, 2021

H.P LoveCraft's Cat

His Cat's Name is "Ni**er man"

I love H.P LoveCraft's Cat

by TheSwagShadowWizard September 15, 2024

cat door

(Noun)
-The vajay-jay
-The miraculous well from which all human life springs forth
-Straight up pussy

(Courtesy of Miranir - no, our sense of humor will not improve)

"I am a simple man - I require only a good meal, a tender embrace, and entrance into that sweet-sweet cat door."

"I have been a good noodle, paying my taxes, and remaining free from harlotry or fornication; but now on this mid-summer's eve as wedding bells sing, I know that soon, I will come home through the cat door."

"Some go for the front, other's the back - as for me, I go for the cat door."

by Mr. Candy Corn September 30, 2024

Trojan cat

A stray cat that is full of other cats (pregnant).

The kids brought home a Trojan cat and now we have a house full of kittens!

by Meredith5249 October 2, 2024