Cheez-it Kid

A way to describe a human acting crazy, foolish, annoying, or weird.

The cheez-it kid thought he was superman laying on a chair flat.

by Yeshmin December 21, 2024

bi kid supremacy cult

the single best cult
i am part of it
it is inclusive and amazing
here everyone is treated like god minus the prayers

bi kid supremacy cult da best best

by honorary Mexican April 11, 2022

throwin' kids

After masturbating, flicking the jizz off your hand.

After going to the titty bar I'm throwin' kids.

by mike in pdx September 07, 2013

Skibidi kid

Annoying, small, child who’s under 8

Guy: I will fuck the shit outta that skibidi kid
Police: Nuh uh

by The Ball Eater December 31, 2023

Skibidi kid

Someone under the age of 10

That kid over there is a Skibidi kid

by pseudoapplealation March 26, 2024

brush your teeth with the kids

The practice of using semen to brush one’s teeth instead of the traditional toothpaste.

Husband to wife after work: It’s been a long day at the office darling darling, and I know it’s that time of the month, so I hope you’re ready to brush your teeth with the kids!

by HygieneXpert January 17, 2023

kiss the kids goodnight

When a man jizzes in their partner's mouth but then kisses them before they swallow. Hence, kissing his kids (his seed) goodnight before they go down for a nap in their partner's belly.

Brad: Dawg, you won't believe what Stella did to me last night, shit was disgusting!
Chad: No way bro tell me
Brad: I thought she swallowed but she made me kiss the kids goodnight
Chad: that's fucking heinous bradtato chip. break up with her!

by vapemeister420 December 08, 2022