You @#$%&! piece of shit!

Whoever I want to call it.

My asshole can riverstomp better than "You @#$%&! piece of shit!

by Not tellin' ya! May 3, 2003

You fucked up

Annoying and unnecessary sentence shouted out by a large amount of people (and usually repeated three times) when glass objects are broken at Brasserie Le Manoir.

*Paul reaches for beer pitcher but knocks over a glass, which rolls off the table and shatters on the ground*

Everyone else: "YOU FUCKED UP! YOU FUCKED UP! YOU FUCKED UP!"

by thetwib December 19, 2012

You said what?

A phrase used when your man is trying to not answer the question you just asked him.

Girl; So what you do last night?

Guy; You said what?

Girl; Did you go to the strip club?

Guy; You said what? (silent pause, hoping you don't ask again)

by eloceiloc November 24, 2011

"You pick the map"

The act of picking a map to play in a videogame.
However, there are some restrictions on which map.
The map may not be any of the following:
de_dust
de_dust2
awp_arena
cs_crackhouse
rocket maynor
duel
ctf_2fort
flatland
icicle mountain
bog
etc.

"you pick the map"

by Whortonshire June 2, 2008

You Fancy Man!

For the girl version see:You Fancy Chicken!(If it's not there it'll be there soon....I promise ^.^)

1.What your dad (In the worst cases) calls your boyfriend
2.What your mum uses to flirt with your bestfriends,usually accompanied with the "subtle" hand on leg routine.(if their guys.. -.-)
3.What your friend says to the teacher to make you laugh when ya feelin' blue (usually works..LOLz)
Usually indicates that the person that says it is an idiot.
(In the example the dad seems homosexual....That's usually how it's like...Trust me...LOLz)

Ex:

1.
Ur Dad:So...Tony Where u from?
Tony(Ur BF):Er...France...
Ur Dad:Omg You Fancy Man!

2.
Ur Mum:So want a coffee damien?
Damien(Ur Bestfriend):(joking) yeh make sure it's from italy ha ha...
Ur Mum:ha ha ha How you kid around...You Fancy Man!........-puts hand on damien's leg and slowly runs it up-....

*Damien whispers something to you involving "mum" and "flirting" and "inappropriate toucy, feely" but he's talking so fast you don't hear completely your mum comes in with cookies and Damien leaves...you suddenly understand completely*

3.
Ur Weird Hypo Brilliant Friend:Mister..Do you know what this means? and what the heck is it?
Teacher:Why timmy those are hyroglyphics, and that means "Soul Water"
Ur Weird Hypo Brilliant Friend:OMFG Mr garrison You Fancy Man!

(And yeh..I know who Mr Garrison is...)

by FucktardedScarecrow August 5, 2009

Who'd you rather

One of the simplest, yet most entertaining and bond-constructing games ever. Basically, you name two chicks (or dudes) who are similarly matched in attractiveness, and the other players choose with they would rather. Certain rules apply, like no naming guys if there are straight dudes playing the game. Can be much fun at parties.

Guy 1: ok dude, who'd you rather, alice or melissa?

Guy 2: damn, tough call... probably melissa, she's got a nicer rack...

by Hey,WhatsUp February 19, 2011

You Got Juiced

when playing a game of NCAA Football, the quarterback does NOT pitch the ball on the option.

Mike: "Touchdown nigga"
Steven: "Sike"
Mike: "Why?"
Steven: "Nigga gonna Juice your ass"
Mike: "Naw, he won't"
(pause)
Mike: "Motha fucka Juiced me again!"
Steven: "You got juiced"

by Stevensnider January 15, 2009