fart guy

a guy that likes to fart

Oh god, Fart guy did it again.

by hahahahahahregsrvwrtvhw64rt November 05, 2022

fart guys

when you dont feel like saying fall guys

hop on fart guys

i gotchu g

by Schattenjäger June 29, 2022

Trista Farts

A deadly, noxious gas; a weapon of mass destruction. a weapon of mass torture developed by Saddam Hussein through the 1980’s and 1990’s. The scent of a fat Karen who flips hamburgers straight in to her mouth. Often stored in FUPA’s. A natural gas harnessed for torture.

Evacuate the area! Trista farts have leaked!

by NickyDegarmoe April 27, 2023

Fart flaps

When a man gets so old that when he lays on his back his balls cover his ass hole

"Dude I woke up last night laying on my back when I farted so hard my fart flaps landed on my stomach, they are suppose to be snug under my dick"

by GnTMoose July 14, 2020

Extremely Wet Fart

You Need To Go To The Toilet When You Unleash This!

Extremely Wet Farts = Bathroom Needed To Resolve

by picklespickleduckducks December 20, 2023

Cranberry fart

A fart that gets trapped in either bedding or clothing and much later when the farter moves, the rancid ghost of last night’s dinner is unleashed having “lingered”, thusly olafactory senses are offended by the cranberry fart.

Sister: OMG! Did you just fart?
Brother: I sure did but that was 5 minutes ago.
Sister: (heaves) oh gross! You cranberry farted! Did you have to let it linger?

Brother: (smiling) no, but I love that it finally got you.

by Keeping the Auntie status October 17, 2022

hook fart

Faking an illness or the supposition that one has symptoms that do not associate to a real illness.

She thinks she has bronchitis but it's probably just a hook fart.

by Lotharian October 11, 2020