Wet fart

Boring, Dead person, who has no banter

Jastina is a wet fart

by AnonDeci July 17, 2018

Suboxone fart

An astonishingly loud fart with no smell admitted, which is a common side effect associated with Suboxone.

Damn, Bert just shook the room with an epic Suboxone fart!

by Addict18 January 4, 2025

fart after a tub fart?

(Also known as a Flart) when you fart in the bathtub & a little bit of water gets in your ass. You then get out of the tub & fart in such a way it sounds like a mother-in-law spitty kiss.

"Phumpt, tub fart, mother-in-law's kiss

You know like a fart after a tub fart? It's a little moist kiss.

by JohnnySynn January 13, 2023

Fart tard

When you fart on a kid with special needs and they jizz in there pants because they are so surprised

Hey do u want to get fart tard on you ugly retard.

by Whyubeingqueefy April 21, 2021

bart farts his class to a punishment

Bart farts

Fart makes a rude bart so he is told offf!

bart farts his class to a punishment

by xdr5t3evq3q October 27, 2023

Fart asshole

When u cum but no cum comes out

Me:Shit i just cumed but no cum came out
My homie: bro u just fart assholed

by Ugly ah mf January 16, 2022

Finishing Each Other’s Farts

When old folks in a long-term marriage are so attuned to each others needs and so productive of flatus that they’re able to finish each other’s farts. Literally.

Not to be confused with:
> Fart Finish - When you determine the winner of a race using a puff of colored gas instead of a photograph
> Fart Finnish - The Scandinavian practice of keeping a fishbone in your anus so that farts come out silently

Looking in the Time Machine, what did I see?Tommy and Tammy, sitting in a tree. First comes love. Then comes marriage. Then they’re struggling to get up the stairs in their old house, hand-in-hand, finishing each other’s farts.

Respect.

by whooer's your daddy November 11, 2018