Nigger Mom

A woman of African descent who tries to justify her criminal offspring's crimes, usually by blaming the victim of the crime.

Nigger Mom: "My son only tried to rob you, and you took his life. That is abuse of force!"

by Weisenburg December 11, 2025

my mom is kinda homeless

A phrase said by someone named Acey to IShowSpeed in a voice call on some 2021 Fortnite stream, which threw Speed off, and held in his laughter. This is heavily memed on as I write this, but some kid in 2034 will find this and act nostalgic for this definition despite being born after it was made.

"Please, Speed, I need this!"
Speed ignores.
"My mom is kinda homeless."
Speed starts to hold in laughter.
"I live with my dad, I'm tryna help her out..."
"Speed, I'm watching your stream. Why you trying not to laugh, bruh?"

by Anonymousway December 11, 2025

Mom-Sum

According to Hector, A local father in Bremerton. A Mom-sum is defined as a Mother of multiple children that she carries on her at the same time, does their best to maintain a happy home and even though she have support from others, will often decline the help, Being a mom-sum does include playing dead when receiving phone calls or knocks at the door.

Wow, Did you see that lady carrying both her kids at the same time she must be strong!

She not strong she is a Mom-sum

by D. Holguin January 21, 2025

Ur mom

A mythical shadow that appears if you yell fortnight kid 3000 and abuses you to death

UR MOM IS FAT OH NO NOW SHE WILL SPANK ME

by I'm a baller February 5, 2025

In ur mom's car

Used as a slang
no particular meaning

1:hi where r u going

2:In ur mom's car

by FIREGUY (why do people think i February 8, 2025

Not your mom

Yeah, no shit. My mom's not a filth-slut.

Filth-slut "I'm not your mom!"

Hym "Why would I, a genius and the greatest mind who has ever lived, confuse you with my mother? Are you calling my mom a filth-slut?"

by Hym Iam February 10, 2025

Cookie mom

An ovulating cougar with pride for female offspring in Girl Scouts overly devoted to marketing frequent sales of branded cookies inside a branded box. The cookie mom also has a very tasty and exclusive cookie.

I don’t know, go ask the cookie mom.

“J: Her cookie tastes delicious.”

by FormerPresident1 February 20, 2025