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Mom went out for a gallon of milk

The female version of “Dad went out for cigarettes”, where the mom goes out and abandons the kid under the pretense of buying milk.
Mom went out for a gallon of milk and never came back.
by ozzygcoverdale May 1, 2022
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ur mom

ur mom
ur mom is gay
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Your mom

It's an insult boys use to each other
Oh I fucked your sister and your mom
Your mom gay
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Your Mom

Suck her off and get the juce out
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Ur mom

1. A slang word typically used to insult another person's mother.
2. The sexiest woman alive.
Guy 1: Hey, did you he fucked your mom last night?
Guy 2: My mom is dead.
by Dr. 2z November 7, 2021
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Your mom

Your mom is who I am fucking every night so watch out because u will have a child in nine months
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Mom animal

Animal in one or more rooms in the house of current residence
Person:My mom animal is a dog

Other person:What’s a mom animal
Person :the animal all over your house
Other person:oooh
by Jessica ramsedaj February 23, 2021
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