Fake friend

A person who acts like your friend at first, but at the next second they turn on you.

Fake friend: I'll be right back ok?
You: Ok.
Fake friend: What a loser, she/he doesn't know that they are being used. She is just a Fake friend.

by .･maru･. May 26, 2020

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Friends

Fake bitches that will leave you sooner or later, dont fuck with em, be with yourself, enjoy yourself in bed of course and yes. Have fun with yourself.

"Wow REALLY nice FRIENDS" REALLY LOVE EM!

by Zyneex September 10, 2018

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A best friend oh wow how do I get started. A best friend is a person you can trust, a person that if your crying on your knees will come right up to you and stop anything in the world just to help you get back up again but would also be right by your side when your at your happiest but who would also be right next to you goofing around with you when your all goofy, a person who makes you be your happiest and helps you through all your tough times no matter how busy they are. A best friend is a person who will stay right next to you every step of the way all through memories, achievements, holidays, weddings, births, party’s and deaths but a best friend is also someone who you would drop the world for even if you doing something super important that person would come first no matter what the important thing is that person, your person is more important. A best friend is not always someone you meet at birth or in primary school a best friend is a person you straight away feel attached to like a magnet and when separated even if it’s for a day your inner magnet feels that huge urge to go see them again. A best friend is someone who yes you might have MANY fights with but those fights just are little blips because of how close you are. And no matter how big the fight is you instantly feel bad and your hung up on it for ages and ages till you both speak again and apologies and that apology is the best feeling. Your best friend is the person who trusts you the most and you trust th

This is my Best Friend! 💗🤩

by Lou Lou lis January 7, 2022

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Schrödinger's Friend

Someone who is capable of holding extremely contradicting opinions, views, ideas and values at any given point. Although you wouldn't know which opinions they hold until you observe which circle of friends they are currently occupying.

Mac: May has a serious case of Schrödinger's Friend. I swear, she's a completely different person when hanging out with Mal and Matt!

by Goose-Motion February 8, 2023

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Clingy Friend

Someone who you used to be friends with (or still are) but won’t leave you alone and won’t let you hang out with anyone else. They probably have nobody else to hang out with and you can’t dump them because you can’t escape them.

Simon: “Bro, Ryan is such a clingy friend!”
Luca: “I know! He’s so annoying!”
Simon: “I wish I was never friends with him.”

by GreatBanner16 November 23, 2023

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