robot cat dinosaur

bi farr da most DaNk-a-licious animal in the history of the planet splugeburger.

eh...robot cat dinosaur.

by jayden nelson420 August 15, 2017

Screaming cat's testicles

when your girlfriend squeezes your balls, inserts an angry cat inside a sports bag, and starts beating you violently with the bag

I do not want a screaming cat's testicles

by Baboya panatera May 22, 2018

Cat Poop Breath

Morning breath that smells akin to cat poop. Typically occurs after a night of drinking, or nacho eating.

Girl: Good morning. Jeezy creezy, you have cat poop breath!
Guy: I'm pretty sure I got into a batch last night when I was drunk.

by uvkorn7 November 22, 2010

3 cat theory

A theory that encapsulates Jesus Christ in a shell, relates to the KGB member in the light beyond the oceans. 3 cat theory.

Tom in the movie relate to the 3 cat theory.

by Jack Hagan November 8, 2018

asian cat

Asian cat is when you flip a Asian bitch, a vitanemise bitch or a Chinese bitch and u find her bush and put gel in it. When the gel is in her bush you put her in the freezer. One hour later u get her and her frozen gel and stick your dick in her and the frozen gel will scratch u like a car

Me and the Chinese girl did the Asian cat.

by BillCosbyFather November 1, 2017

Cat-arsed

When your plan is slightly squashed but not going terribly wrong.

(In America it's called 'cat-assed', but that doesn't make any sense as it has nothing to do with donkeys.)

"I was going to Tainan this weekend but my plan got cat-arsed so I had to cancel it."
"Meow."

by Tom Joseph July 12, 2016

Cat

Who needs therapy when you got a cat
If your sad they just get rid of it
Theres two kinds of cats NINJA and calm

ninja cats attack you when you don't annoy them but calm cats attack you when you annoy them.. guess you can call it acat on titan haha.. im not funny

cats are not a solid they are liquid

by Pikachulovespuppys October 2, 2021