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fuck time

when you use the face time application on a smart phone for a sexual nature.
guy: hey wanna fuck time tonight.

girl: sure but i need to go to a place with wifi
by louicifer December 29, 2010
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Fuck Bros

1) A term used to describe how fed up people are about having to deal with California Bros.

2) California Bros who have outrageously gay sex in their jacked up trucks with Monster Energy decals in the community college parking lot.
1) Friend: Some asshole wearing a Tapout shirt and a backwards fitted UFC cap was bragging that he could beat up anyone because he taught himself Jiu Jistu by watching UFC on Spike.
Me: FUCK BROS!

2) Marco and Paul were attracted to each other's ability to hardcore douche, and so became secret fuck bros behind the backs of their tanning-bed-burnt girlfriends.
by NotBobaDett April 30, 2011
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Corn Fuck

A corny ass person with corny ass sayings.
"Just follow your heart baby."
-You fucken corn fucker"

"I'll love you till the day I die."
-BULLSHIT! YOU CORN FUCK!
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by Achin February 23, 2009
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freedom fuck

After breaking up a romantic relationship with your partner, you are rewarded a "freedom fuck" with the person of your choice. The person you choose will not be held against you in the future. This is a freebie. A "freedom fuck" is used as a re-entry into the life of a single person.
I know she wasn't attractive. i never have to see her again. She was my freedom fuck.
by mindyliz2 August 11, 2011
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fucking lizard

the most unfunny thing you, as a human being, will ever hear in your life. upon hearing somebody say, "you look like a fucking lizard", you are statistically most likely to kill yourself by ramming two large peni into your eye sockets.
you look like a fucking lizard. (mexican accent)
by muhfuhnuh January 5, 2009
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Goo Fuck

A derogatory term used to point out the utter stupidity of another person.
Originaly goofy fuck, the term was shortened to goo fuck, by lazy Southerners.
(Disclaimer: not every single Southerner is lazy).
Shortly thereafter other users of profanity discovered total hilarity in associating the words goo and fuck together in one simple expetive.
The sexualy charged,visual imagery inherent in goo fuck has given it traction and has propelled this, once colloquial swear word, to the forefront of contemporary cursing.

Goo Fuck is clearly derivative of other similar terms such as; dumb fuck, fuck head, or fuck wad but, with the added advantage of being really funny no matter how many times you say it.
Hey ya Goo Fuck. Welcome to Mississippi...
or
I voted fer him but now I believe He is a goddamn Goo Fuck.
by Daidhaid September 1, 2008
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Stunt Fucking

Sticking your dick in the crazy. Hazardous to your mental health and physical safety.
"My friend likes crazy chicks so much...he just loves stunt fucking."
by Sofaking73 May 8, 2012
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