The kind of dad that has his family and responibilitys on one hand but on the other he is kind of a slick person, who would collect "loose change" and flirt with your 12 y/o girlfriend.
But all in all he's a cool guy with a laidback attitude, like your cool uncle but he's your dad
But all in all he's a cool guy with a laidback attitude, like your cool uncle but he's your dad
by Niyuo August 15, 2017
A black man with a fat horse cock who screams aggressively during sex. He pounds like a champion but the girls can't get over how much he hollers. The blood curdling howl can turn a girl off in an instant.
She said, "I want to get pounded by Jake, but it is too bad that he is a fucking monkey screecher."
Her friend said, "Yeah but getting railed by that horse cock must feel too good."
Her friend said, "Yeah but getting railed by that horse cock must feel too good."
by ProfessorMonkey March 28, 2018
by BBunns March 03, 2023
A Chevrolet Caprice (or like vehicle) that is outfitted with oversized and flashy “rims” with rubber band like tires. Usually also outfitted with twin straight pipe exhaust and some type of livery (M&Ms, Lucky Charms, ect) Most likely to be spotted around tax time.
“Damn my grandma sold her mint condition single owner low miles caprice to Ladarius CrownRoyal Jackson III “
“ won’t be long till I see another monkey chariot around town “
“ won’t be long till I see another monkey chariot around town “
by wannabang0 July 17, 2023
Boss: I need you to work on this project
Associate: I have ever never been trained on that.
Boss: give it a good Monkey Try.
Associate: I have ever never been trained on that.
Boss: give it a good Monkey Try.
by Kn0wledge is P0wer January 19, 2017
by cowsaredope May 25, 2024
An Italian with a mexican name who can not handle their whiskey and plays golf like a clown dick monkey
by Lush monkey July 04, 2024