Cat nap

The act of taking a after noon nap.

I’m finna take a cat nap for a hour or 2

by Titus dyfilid February 13, 2019

SHUSHSJJ cat disease

The SHUSHSJJ cat disease is a disease brought upon many cats. Now just recently found, Tuesday Jan 18 2022, 1:07AM, by a cat named Chloe. Nobody knows how it is caused, and only few symptoms are shown.

Holy motherfucking heart taking breath taking fuck that fatass cat has the SHUSHSJJ cat disease.

by Valentinern January 17, 2022

Cat

Hairy stalkers that creep around and have very slowwww matabilisum, they claw your feet when you get out of bed and love you when you have food and reject your sleeping for you to get up and nothing being wrong periotttttt

You:wow today was so much work I think it’s time to sleep

cat: it’s my time *dun dun dun dun dun dun dun* look and open spot *pushes thick self under small bed*

you: *walks to bed takes socks off and hears something under bed lays on the floor and looks under bed* weir-
Cat: hiyaaaaaaaaaaaa * cat scratches face much strength much muscle under flabby fat

You- ahhhhhhhhh
Cat - that’s what you get for not remembering my temtation mixups at the grocery store

by Ebolafingertoes November 2, 2019

Cats

Vintage African-American slang used to refer to fellow black men.

Shaft walked into Mister Big's office and it was filled with a bunch of angry looking cats.

by Muscelly Mens July 2, 2025

Cats

Blep

Cats are great bro sans

by Nathan@rogercitymi September 14, 2020

Red-Catted

To be pinned against the wall during a hot wheel, preferably in a very public setting while wearing a bright red hat.

Maddy was red-catted at the party last night lolz

by poopsandgigs March 18, 2022

cat gender

people that loves cat so much that they decided they wanted to be switch their gender to "cat".

Meowbahh, the shitty pngtuber, is a "cat gender" person

by defoni March 20, 2022