Cat

A coolness that walks and sometimes talks.

That Betty is one hip cat.

by theothe-o September 2, 2018

SHUSHSJJ cat disease

The SHUSHSJJ cat disease is a disease brought upon many cats. Now just recently found, Tuesday Jan 18 2022, 1:07AM, by a cat named Chloe. Nobody knows how it is caused, and only few symptoms are shown.

Holy motherfucking heart taking breath taking fuck that fatass cat has the SHUSHSJJ cat disease.

by Valentinern January 17, 2022

laying on the cat

To fall asleep while having sex, usually because of a boring partner, inability to hold an erection, or extreme exhaustion.

My favorite episode of 30 Rock is the one where Jack confesses to laying on the cat.

Lisa has been really boring in the sack lately, making me lay on the cat every time!

by Konstantin Denisivich December 24, 2009

Cat

not a dog.

See that cat. It smeels bad.

by NoodleButter January 2, 2017

Cat Tuesday

Possibly the greatest holiday ever. Every Tuesday, the coolest people wear their favorite piece of clothing that has a cat depicted on it.

Bro, I got to tightest fit for next Cat Tuesday

by Catz rox December 15, 2018

Smack the Cat

Pound the Pussy, Fuck the Feline, kamikaze the kitty, etc

“Man I can’t wait to Smack The Cat later”

by MrBear776 February 13, 2020

Throw the cat to the curious

Rushing a situation even though it may be beneficial or wanted at first.

1. A cat wanting to go outside a room it has never been in but being taken into the room rather than letting it go by itself.

2. "You can't throw the cat to the curious" if you want long term results.

by Mastahdave August 18, 2011