cat

the cutest animals ever periodt.

person 1: OMG DO U SEE THAT CUTE ANIMAL

person 2: gurl are u dumb it’s a cat.

person 1: THEIR SO CUTE

person 2: RIGHT

by mellalololol May 28, 2021

The Cat

A minor

And the cat was purring too.

by Carlos Poptart May 29, 2021

Cats

A fluffy and adorable mammal with fucking knives in its feet and are actually THE SPAWN OF FUCKING SATAN

Cats are adorable but odd creatures who are very two-faced

by Just a lonely thing May 29, 2021

Cat Blocked

In a chat room. In a conversation. Then the cat blocks the screen.

"I am sorry I am being cat blocked I cannot chat right now".

by Thewholeearther May 30, 2021

Cat turd

A giant dip of Copenhagen Long Cut Straight used by Richstrong...

Richstrong have skipped that poverty frozen pizza thing and just had a bigger cat turd!

by Miscer ExPat August 16, 2024

H.P LoveCraft's Cat

His Cat's Name is "Ni**er man"

I love H.P LoveCraft's Cat

by TheSwagShadowWizard September 15, 2024

cat door

(Noun)
-The vajay-jay
-The miraculous well from which all human life springs forth
-Straight up pussy

(Courtesy of Miranir - no, our sense of humor will not improve)

"I am a simple man - I require only a good meal, a tender embrace, and entrance into that sweet-sweet cat door."

"I have been a good noodle, paying my taxes, and remaining free from harlotry or fornication; but now on this mid-summer's eve as wedding bells sing, I know that soon, I will come home through the cat door."

"Some go for the front, other's the back - as for me, I go for the cat door."

by Mr. Candy Corn September 30, 2024