by Cashmade May 8, 2020
Get the Jack mug.A round plump guy with a buzz cut who has a mushroom shaped head and pulls no bitches besides in 2nd grade. He doesn’t hop off his bike and wheelies around town. He is hard stuck elite in Fortnite, and unranked in siege.
Snoop #1 “Snoop have you heard of Jacks wheelies?”
Snoop #2 “Oh yeah that’s the guy who’s hard stuck elite, right?”
Snoop #2 “Oh yeah that’s the guy who’s hard stuck elite, right?”
by Marqueefer February 22, 2024
Get the Jack mug.the slummiest of slums , selfish manipulative rich stuck up know it all and extremely disrespectful to all girls. if you date a jack he will most likely cheat on you 27 times and then tell you how it’s your fault he did it. crazy and thinks he’s the most insightful person in the world but is dumber than a bag of dirt clogs
by ramennoodle69 July 2, 2018
Get the Jack mug.by YeetBomber101 May 29, 2019
Get the jack woods mug.a boy that sits on the toilet and sees ghosts left right and centre. He normally likes bullying little dwarfs and has fun playing fortnite all the time. He is the goat at soccer because everytime he goes to take a pen it always goes top bins. Marcus is not better than jack at soccer cos jack is just a absolute demon. Jack usually likes to spend his time abusing 12 yr olds on fortnite and likes shagging his motorbike every second hour. Jack genuinely loves his pool he sleeps in it, drinks in it, shits in it sucks it off and sometimes plays in it with other people. Jack loves lockdown and when he is in lockdown he loves to play fortnite on his poo poo wifi. Someone make a go fund me page for this man to get better wifi.
Jack podbury loves fortnite
Jack podbury loves his quad bike
If you see jack say hello but be careful he might bite
Jack podbury loves his quad bike
If you see jack say hello but be careful he might bite
by jack podbury August 21, 2021
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