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Kid

Mike: wE'rE nOt KiDs AnYmOre
by Sappy.dolly June 4, 2019
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iPad kid society

The moniker given to the country Indonesia as the country with world's highest average screen time — i.e. 6.05 hours per day throughout early 2020's, now 7 hours 38 minutes per day as of 2025. This Indonesian people's screen time is claimed to "rival that of iPad kids", hence the prefix "i-" in this slang term "iPad kid society" (meaning "the society consisting of persons who are addicted to screens") akcually stands for "Indonesia".
With everyone in Indonesia glued to their screens for over 7 hours a day, it's no wonder we call it the iPad kid society.
by Emotional Cruiser September 27, 2025
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Gang beast kid

A kid who hasn't let go of gang beasts
Jim: wanna gang beasts
Tyler: you still play that gang beast kid
by I. Hate. Gaynite February 5, 2021
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Kid punisher

When you nut on a girls teeth and then slam your knee into a girls mouth until she’s unconscious
I wanna try new things with my girl but I’m not sure what

You could always do the kid punisher

Your right! They need to learn a lesson to not roam around in my balls
by Yek December 22, 2020
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Fortnite Kid

That one kid who sits in their chair all day and does not leave their room
by Fortnite Kid L April 9, 2022
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Scene Kid

The next worst thing to a faggot; someone who likes hardcore bands, bands w/o talent, and/or music that they think is awesome when it is god awful; one who likes to take it up the ass because there are probably some lucky charms up there that were inserted during casual sex at the mall
Eww..look at those scene kids.

Yeah, I bet they are going to Auntie Anne's to butter their faces so the dicks are easier to slide into their mouths.
by deathdude March 15, 2011
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Kid

the thing you wanna round-house kick in the face because they threw a sock at you for no reason.

this was made by (ImNotTatvm) on twitter
'have you seen that kid?'
'Oh yea i heard they tried to kill you with a butter knife'
by ImNotTatvm November 22, 2021
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