monkey's blood

fruity flavoured syrup used as an ice cream topping, generally raspberry or strawberry flavour
(northern english term)

can i have monkey's blood and a flake on mine please

by m56 January 17, 2025

monkey booba troglodite

The most beautiful and sexy person to ever exist. Perfect and lovely in every way

MY WIFE IS A MONKEY BOOBA TROGLODITE

by SleekProdigy February 12, 2023

field monkey

Incompetent army general

Even if you don't like Napoleon Bonapartes height, please don't call him a field monkey

by Sexydimma March 28, 2017

Monkey Digger

People who love you only because you have monkeys. Especially if they throw shit at guests. If you have a monkey I’m down to do anal. Hmu gay fish.

Oh wow Ryan is such a monkey digger!
I know man! He only cares about monkeys!

by Whatyouegg November 9, 2017

Monkey Splunker

To Splunk on ones Monkey

bob Robbertson is a raging Monkey Splunker

by the great wahzoo November 5, 2009

Monkey in the Spittle

When a person is on their knees, jerking off two dudes, and they get themselves covered in their spit-lube.

"Boy, my knees hurt from playing Monkey in the Spittle last night."

by Thundercock Soulpuncher November 23, 2014

monkey?

ooohhoooahhhahhh doge heavy ooohhoooahhhahhh doge light

realy monkey?

by hunju September 14, 2021