Doing a David

When you ignore a fact because your phone tells you otherwise.

Wendy: It's snowing outside.
David: (looks at phone) No it's not, it's raining.

Bradley: Oh he's doing a David again!

by Big-t Tarzan December 1, 2023

Doing A Ferg

A Ferg is when you get that rat arsed you not longer have the ability to see or show emotion.

OMG he’s drank way too much. He’s doing a Ferg!

by Rekcil Esra December 1, 2023

Doing a Finley Richardson

Moving on rapidly after being rejected because you've got nothing better to do with your life.

Bonus points if you run like a headless chicken or flex 24/7

"broski im doing a Finley Richardson, she rejected me bro 😞" 🧑🏻
"Damn you such a man slag broski but good for you? Wanna hit chest and arms sometime" 🧑🏼

by sausagemunchesonmuff December 3, 2023

Doing a David

When you ignore a fact because your phone tells you otherwise.

Wendy: It's snowing outside.
David: (looks at phone) No it's not, it's raining.

Bradley: Oh dear, he's doing a David again!

by Big-t Tarzan December 4, 2023

Do you see Palm Trees?

When you're in the car (as a driver or passenger) and someone in the car rolls the windows down when it's freezing outside and they don't need too.

Driver: *Rolls down window in 10⁰ weather*
Passenger: Bro wtf?
Driver: What?
Passenger: Really? Do you see Palm Trees? Roll the fucking window up!
Driver: Ok ok jeez. *Rolls window back up*

by Gizmo0401 December 4, 2023

Doing a Tim

Doing a Tim is the art of waiting until the agreed meeting time to go start making a drink. It doesn't matter if the agreed meeting time is predictable, with ample preparation time. The drink making can commence only after already being late.

Jord: Where's Robyn?
Robyn: Just doing a Tim.
Dan: I'm also making a drink.

by Onyne December 11, 2023

What was i doing again

A question you ask yourself after you come back to your room, sit down and think about what you were doing before you went away

Person: *enters their room and sits down.*
Person: what was i doing again

by MissRubberDuck December 12, 2023