by dank lad December 21, 2015

Sarah: "I was just with Chelsea the other night..."
James: "Dude, awesome, did she give you the Cheese Grater?"
James: "Dude, awesome, did she give you the Cheese Grater?"
by makkapakka-akkawakka February 23, 2021

When something, like a piece of cheese, is constantly cut by the law of infinite halfs, whereby anyone who takes a piece of cheese does not take the last piece, no matter how small. Thus avoiding the guilt of taking the last piece.
by Wtnt123 October 22, 2017

A person who regularly collects their built up cheese growth from their uncircumcised cock, and either keeps it as a trophy or eats it as a snack.
As a professional cheese farmer, my worst nightmare is rain, because then I lose my cheesing streak.
by Coltbolt5000 February 27, 2025

by Theonlyeye November 21, 2023

When a member of the royal family makes you taste their dick cheese and asks if its poisoned and tells you after that youu ate the smegma
Dude, I totally just got royaly cheesed by prince phillip and it tasted like a rat kiestered fentanyl and sharted it in my mouth
Omg man you just got a taste of royal cheesing
Omg man you just got a taste of royal cheesing
by Jimbooojames June 9, 2024
