person 1: why did the chicken cross the road?
person 2: how the fuck am i supposed to know
person 3 (truck driver): AHHHH STAY OUT OF MY WAY!!!
person 1 & 2: OH MY FUCKING GOD-
person 2: how the fuck am i supposed to know
person 3 (truck driver): AHHHH STAY OUT OF MY WAY!!!
person 1 & 2: OH MY FUCKING GOD-
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Don’t waste time training him he’s a deal chicken. He’ll quit as soon as someone offers an extra dollar.
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/ˈCHikən/
noun
1.
a domestic fowl kept for its eggs or meat, especially a young one.
"rationing was still in force and most people kept chickens"
adjectiveinformal
cowardly.
"they were too chicken to follow the murderers into the mountains"
verbinformal
withdraw from or fail in something through lack of nerve.
"the referee chickened out of giving a penalty"
/ˈCHikən/
noun
1.
a domestic fowl kept for its eggs or meat, especially a young one.
"rationing was still in force and most people kept chickens"
adjectiveinformal
cowardly.
"they were too chicken to follow the murderers into the mountains"
verbinformal
withdraw from or fail in something through lack of nerve.
"the referee chickened out of giving a penalty"
"chicken"
"what?"
"you heard me"
" no actually what did you say"
*monster mode*
RAWRWR IM THE SIGMAEST RIZZLER IN THE KAI CENAT WORLD
"weirdo"
*shanks up guy #2"
YES I HAVE KILLED HIM AND GAINED IS POWER
NOW IM TOTALLY THE MOST SIGMA EVER
*mogs the camera*
**𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓔𝓷𝓭**
"what?"
"you heard me"
" no actually what did you say"
*monster mode*
RAWRWR IM THE SIGMAEST RIZZLER IN THE KAI CENAT WORLD
"weirdo"
*shanks up guy #2"
YES I HAVE KILLED HIM AND GAINED IS POWER
NOW IM TOTALLY THE MOST SIGMA EVER
*mogs the camera*
**𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓔𝓷𝓭**
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