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Person: *wakes up to sound of cat*
Cat: *plays piano*

Person: fuck you, rat.
by thatoneslutthott September 24, 2019
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Cactus Cat Syndrome

Cactus Cat Syndrome (CCS)
Cactus Cat Syndrome is a condition that affects women, primarily those in their reproductive years, characterized by persistent vaginal dryness and discomfort. The name *Cactus Cat* is inspired by the sensation of dryness and irritation, likening it to the feeling of touching a dry cactus.
Symptoms:
Severe Vaginal Dryness:
The primary symptom of Cactus Cat Syndrome is an ongoing, severe dryness in the vaginal area, often accompanied by a feeling of tightness or roughness.
Painful Intercourse (Dyspareunia):
Women with CCS may experience significant discomfort or pain during sexual activity due to insufficient natural lubrication.
Itching and Burning:
Some individuals report a mild to moderate burning or itching sensation in the vaginal area, especially after prolonged periods of sitting or physical activity.
Irritation and Redness:
The vaginal tissues may appear inflamed or slightly red, often due to the friction caused by dryness.
Urinary Tract Sensitivity:
In some cases, CCS may also cause sensitivity during urination, making it feel like the urinary tract is dry or irritated.
My girl makes me itch she might have Cactus Cat Syndrome
by Dr.Z1 February 5, 2025
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Cat flange

The area of loose skin under a cat between the back legs and the torso.
Mittens has an exceptionally large cat flange.
by MangoCat March 10, 2017
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u should adopt a cat lowk
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Explosive Cat Syndrome

When you scrape a cat’s fat ass with a ps4 controller and it sprays shit on your collars shirt
Tim A cat did Explosive Cat Syndrome on me

Anthony Sorry ;)
by Ltcm anthony June 14, 2022
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Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.
Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"

Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"
by Laapwing May 19, 2024
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cat cheeks

Hybrid cat shit and human butt cheeks, also known as something greatly superior.
Jeff- Man I ordered pizza last night, it was dog cheeks!

Bill- My sushi was so cat cheeks!
by TheJackBalls July 12, 2022
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