Commonly happening during travelling, double AFK situation refers to the inability to watch latest YouTube videos on the smartphone caused by two causative factors at the same time — i.e. low battery levels and poor signal reception.
Stuck on the interstate roads located in the highlands with a dying battery and no signal, I found myself in a double AFK situation, missing out on all the new YouTube videos I’d been dying to watch!
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Get the double AFK situation mug.In the complex field of Churham Physics, Einstien's theory of General Relativity does not apply uniformly, causing wild swings in predictive values. The phenomenon is caused by a yet unexplained gravitational warp, discovered in late 2021 by amateur scientists in the USA. While the two systems are at odds with one another, there is an accepted conversion formula between systems:
Cu = Su*2
*Cu = Churham Unit
*Su = Standard unit
The Churham Double system has little to no practical use. It is used to convert partial units of work into full units of work without adding extra energy to a system. Calculating the Churham Double is wildly difficult due to gravity fluctuations within the Churham Influence Field (CIF). The CIF is a defined area in space-time, in the vicinity of the geographic area in north-central NC, USA. The CIF oscillates in intensity based on time of year, reaching its zenith in September. Observed CIF intensity is reduced by distance from center at a rate equal to the inverse square law (1/d^2).
CIF intensity affect subjects differently, making the conversion formula impractical outside of theoretical scenarios. The true value of events relies entirely on variables such as time of year, subject succeptability, and, of course, the warp field's affect on standard gravitational forces. Cu units are overwhelmingly higher than Su units - up to double (thus the name). A Churham Double resulting in a value lower than its Su counterpart is a physical impossibility.
Cu = Su*2
*Cu = Churham Unit
*Su = Standard unit
The Churham Double system has little to no practical use. It is used to convert partial units of work into full units of work without adding extra energy to a system. Calculating the Churham Double is wildly difficult due to gravity fluctuations within the Churham Influence Field (CIF). The CIF is a defined area in space-time, in the vicinity of the geographic area in north-central NC, USA. The CIF oscillates in intensity based on time of year, reaching its zenith in September. Observed CIF intensity is reduced by distance from center at a rate equal to the inverse square law (1/d^2).
CIF intensity affect subjects differently, making the conversion formula impractical outside of theoretical scenarios. The true value of events relies entirely on variables such as time of year, subject succeptability, and, of course, the warp field's affect on standard gravitational forces. Cu units are overwhelmingly higher than Su units - up to double (thus the name). A Churham Double resulting in a value lower than its Su counterpart is a physical impossibility.
Bob: "Count Chocula, How many squats did you do today?"
Count Chocula: "I did 1000 squats today"
Bob: "That's a spooky number of squats!"
Count Chocula: "Oh yes - I should mention, they were Churham Doubles"
Bob: "Oh I see, so you actually did 500 squats today"
Count Chocula: "I did 1000 squats today"
Bob: "That's a spooky number of squats!"
Count Chocula: "Oh yes - I should mention, they were Churham Doubles"
Bob: "Oh I see, so you actually did 500 squats today"
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Person 1: Yo dog, are you part of the Double L Dudes?
Person 2: Yeah cuzzie, I am. Man it's one hell of a group that I'm happy to be one with. Ever since E# dropped his first album Double Ls, I've been bumpin' it like a G.
Person 2: Yeah cuzzie, I am. Man it's one hell of a group that I'm happy to be one with. Ever since E# dropped his first album Double Ls, I've been bumpin' it like a G.
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You had to be double dippin your whiskey bits brah
You had to be double dippin your whiskey bits brah
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