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Taint Time

(1)An oddly vague, completely spontaneous response occurring when an employee becomes overwhelmed by their fucktarded boss's stupidity.

(2) A last second warning that you're about to tea-bagged the forehead.

-possibly accompanied by super lame trumpet sound(s)
Boss: "Any volunteers to work 12

hours today ?"
Typical Employee: "Any volunteers to suck my dick today?"
Overwhelmed Employee: It's Taint Time, MUTHA FUCKA!!!"

Sees coworker about to check their watch: "Don't bother dumbass!!you already know what time it is!" "It's Taint:pm; Taint:15, Taint:fourty-five etc etc
by MarnieLee December 12, 2023
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tiger time

Based on the G.O.A.T golfer, Tiger Woods.
When you’re having a shit round of golf, you should say “it’s tiger time” , trust me you’ll have the best round of golf in your life.
Golfer #1: Wow you’re literally playing the worst golf ever.
Golfer #2: Don’t worry bro, it’s tiger time
by Mano167 March 21, 2025
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Green Blue Same Time

The Best song ever made, made by the amazing band Indigo Blu
Idiot (Clearly Colour blind): what you listening to ?
Gigachad: Green Blue Same Time
Idiot: Red Brown Same Time I don't know I'm colour blind.
by Slipperylemurstan7412 September 12, 2022
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combo time

a word i say when i’m playing super mario bros wii or mario kart wii
it’s combo time

what’s a combo time

idk

what

what
by _redac October 8, 2020
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type time

agreein w sum1
yooo she bad asll

type time
by montt2thurl September 10, 2023
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bubble time

When you're in a relationship with someone and you need a few hours to take a little space to relax or work and do things independently. Ideally, this in no way threatens the relationship or means you love them less.
"Hey babe, it's been a long day. You mind if I take a little bubble time and play a game for a few hours?"
by ekedolphin March 16, 2024
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Behind the times

Somebody who hasn't moved on since 500 AD.
Clovis is now behind the times as a barbarian. He's so unsophisticated, uncivilized, and behind his time.
by Solid Mantis July 15, 2018
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