Fuck Friends February is a time for all friends with benefit. If you have a girlfriend forget it because on February that her friend with 6 packs dey give her caterpillar style. You are free to do anything with anyone on February, me personally I’ll go meet my pastor’s wife.
John: Baby what are your plans for today
Sarah: Hmm honey I’ll be fucking Ezekiel at 9am today then fucking Destiny at 2pm then at 7pm I’ll be having a threesome with Karim and Chinedu
John: Hmm have fun baby I’ll be doing something similar. Fuck friends February is so fun
Sarah: Hmm honey I’ll be fucking Ezekiel at 9am today then fucking Destiny at 2pm then at 7pm I’ll be having a threesome with Karim and Chinedu
John: Hmm have fun baby I’ll be doing something similar. Fuck friends February is so fun
by Bello Profugho November 7, 2020
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John: Baby what are your plans for today
Sarah: Hmm honey I’ll be fucking Ezekiel at 9am today then fucking Destiny at 2pm then at 7pm I’ll be having a threesome with Karim and Chinedu
John: Hmm have fun baby I’ll be doing something similar. Fuck friends February is so fun
Sarah: Hmm honey I’ll be fucking Ezekiel at 9am today then fucking Destiny at 2pm then at 7pm I’ll be having a threesome with Karim and Chinedu
John: Hmm have fun baby I’ll be doing something similar. Fuck friends February is so fun
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Not everybody is your friend, and there's no good reason to trust somebody who thinks you need to unify with enemies.
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someone: you’re like really close to that girl are y’all a thing?
boy best friend: Nah she’s my girl best friend.
boy best friend: Nah she’s my girl best friend.
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Fishing, hunting, shooting, mudding, video games, and anything else that is considered a “bro activity.”
In this case, the girl is no longer a girl, but has reached the status of “bro.”
Frat Boy #1: “Man, Ally is so dope. She’s a total bro-friend.”
Frat Boy #2: “Hell yeah. She’s one of us, bro.”
Boy: “Would you like to be my girlfriend?”
Her: “No, thank you. I just want to be bro-friends.”
Frat Boy #2: “Hell yeah. She’s one of us, bro.”
Boy: “Would you like to be my girlfriend?”
Her: “No, thank you. I just want to be bro-friends.”
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