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Farting like the Barber's Cat

Father's triple portion of baked beans washed down with half a crate of Mexican beer resulted in a terrific 'trumpet involuntary', and Mother complained that he was farting like the Barber's Cat.
by Muriel De Vinney June 23, 2022
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Fart Advocate

(Noun) Someone who encourages their fellow farters and lifts them up from a place of shame.
Being the good fart advocate that I am, I choose not to fart shame my friends!
by Sammy983 December 22, 2023
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FART

by Fartfatface June 2, 2024
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Tongue Punch ur Fart Box

To jab/stab someone multiple times in their anal cavity with your tongue
Hooker: Baby please don’t go there

Chaz: Why not I just wanna tongue punch ur fart box
by Fuckthatnoise October 4, 2021
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Fart

The gases leaving your buttocks.
I did a fart
by Gayishappy October 3, 2019
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Fart

What adults (usually book authors and producers for kids shows) think is funny to us. Guys farts aren't funny, in some cases they can be but not in tv shows or books for kids. Can you guys just stop it with the farts in kids shows, I can only name 2 that don't really do that, jeez.
Person 1: hey did you fart?

Person 2: no why?

Person 1: oh, I thought you did, sorry I was just trying to make a filler conversation because the author of this definition can't think of anything
Person 1:what?

Person 2:what?
by Fuckinguhhhhhh August 18, 2019
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Fart

A gaseous gas that comes from your gasshole
I like to fart
She ripped a nasty fart
by catchingfire3 October 17, 2018
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