Double crusted

to double cross somebody.better prepare to get toasted when you do this.

You've double crusted me for the last time, time to get toasted!

by Baked Bread August 7, 2017

Double Decker

A Double Decker is the action of one removing the top of a toilet, and proceeding to take the actual fastest shit in the top toilet, and leaving it floating like the fucking Titanic.
Double Decker are usually meant to either torment or assert dominance by defecating inside of the toilet.

My friend always asks to use the bathroom, every-time I say “ Don’t shit in the top of my toilet”.
Then he says “I’m not going to”.

Then he Double Deckers me, and I find it a week later because my bathroom develops the most malevolent smell.

by Djent Bro! April 5, 2022

double chocolate finkle

Stuffing a cosmic brownie in your partners butthole, fucking the brownie filled butthole until ejacualtion, then having the partner shit out the brownie on your chest.

“I love her so much bro! She even let me do the double chocolate finkle! Im gonna marry her!”

by coink September 2, 2023

Double Down BackHand Slop Noggin

A threesome where one girl is riding you and the other is sucking your balls while sticking her finger in your butt, hitting your male G-spot

Me: Those two girls are freaky nasty.
Friend: What did y'all do?
Me: They gave me a double down backhand slop noggin.
Friend: So they're FREAKY freaky.

by Joe the Llama January 9, 2020

Double Addict

Someone that is highly addicted to both Smoking and Drinking.

Being a Double Addict has put me in debt for cigarettes and beer.

by Akravo Slang March 18, 2019

irregular-double-second-cousin

Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents and three great-grandparents in common with other living beings.

irregular-double-second-cousin

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Double Seating

When one person sits on the toilet (usually a man) and takes a shit, while at the same time a man or woman sits on their lap and shits through their legs.

“There’s only one toilet, we’ll have to start double seating”

by Gram gram June 3, 2019