flying cat

u dont see them very often, but when you have a cat you now understand what it feels like to have a flying cat in your bedroom.

very scary of cucumbers ;-; they jump at u

man 1: why is there a flying cat?
man 2: the dogs tried to get her so i threw her over the fence..

by SHITTY HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!! June 30, 2021

Cat tank

When you fuck your cat for misbehaving

Mickey was misbehaving so i took the cat tank approach while jimmy cried with a sock in his mouth.

by Jake 9 April 27, 2017

cats vagina

Spineless individual with no guts and a need to hide behind anything other than their own courage or intelligence.

Dude! You know that's not true! Now you're really showing everyone you're a cats vagina!!!

by Professor of Urban Warfare January 30, 2017

Meggy Cat

Cat furry in denial.. odd little girl..

meow meow meow Meggy Cat meow

by rock eater November 5, 2021

cat

A cute thing that is lazy but good and likes to claw your furniture instead of the fucking scratching post that you got just for it. They also don't use the cat door they just wait and meow at your door until you let them in.

aw shit, my cat just destroyed my couch but look how cute it is aww meow to you sir.

by mr cat loves chickens May 7, 2019

dead cat

it's your pet cat who died years ago

I ate my dead cat

by help my dead cat $@) June 3, 2021

Cat

feline

Person 1: This asshole is ruing my life.
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: My cat.

by BlazingCouch January 24, 2018