Cat Cheese

An American brand of processed cheese product that is manufactured and sold by Kraft Foods, introduced in 1950. Kraft individually wrapped "slices" are not really slices off a block, but formed separately in manufacturing.

This cheese tastes like a cat. Like if you ate a cat, this is what it would taste like. It’s cat cheese.

by Filazafer May 26, 2021

cat

the cutest animals ever periodt.

person 1: OMG DO U SEE THAT CUTE ANIMAL

person 2: gurl are u dumb it’s a cat.

person 1: THEIR SO CUTE

person 2: RIGHT

by mellalololol May 28, 2021

The Cat

A minor

And the cat was purring too.

by Carlos Poptart May 29, 2021

Cats

A fluffy and adorable mammal with fucking knives in its feet and are actually THE SPAWN OF FUCKING SATAN

Cats are adorable but odd creatures who are very two-faced

by Just a lonely thing May 29, 2021

Cat Blocked

In a chat room. In a conversation. Then the cat blocks the screen.

"I am sorry I am being cat blocked I cannot chat right now".

by Thewholeearther May 30, 2021

Cat

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noun
noun: cat; plural noun: cats
1.
a small domesticated carnivorous mammal with soft fur, a short snout, and retractable claws. It is widely kept as a pet or for catching mice, and many breeds have been developed.
Similar:
feline
pussycat
pussy
puss
kitty
kitty cat
kitten
Tiddles
Tibbles
tom
tomcat
tabby
tortoiseshell
calico
mouser
house cat
wild cat
alley cat
moggie
mog
fur baby
fur kid
grimalkin

2.
INFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN
(especially among jazz enthusiasts) a man.
"this West Coast cat had managed him since the early 80s"
verbNAUTICAL
verb: cat; 3rd person present: cats; past tense: catted; past participle: catted; gerund or present participle: catting
raise (an anchor) from the surface of the water to the cathead.
"I kept her off the wind and sailing free until I had the anchor catted"

by bwakery May 31, 2021

Cat attack

When a cat stares at your soul waiting to attack at the right moment.

The cat stares for 1 hour you stand still doing nothing. 5 hours later the cat brings out his claws. 5 more hours later the cat attack jumps at your face Scratching your eye,nose and mouth. the cat scratches your hand has you try to grab the cat. The cat leaps out of your face blood dripping on your face. You try to get the bandages but it still bleeding so you wrap your face in toilet paper and go to sleep. You wake up and you die. The screen shows game over. You punched the computer screen Then you said: fuck this I'm gonna play another game

by TheCuteBlackCat April 22, 2021