fart bloom time

The time from when you fart till the time you actually smell it. Usually it's instantaneous but could take a couple seconds.

Picture a fart being released and "blooming" upwards like an atom bomb.

Man, that fart had some bloom time. I almost thought it wasn't going to have any smell at all. That was a long fart bloom time.

That fart smelled pretty weak at first but as the bloom time increased it got richer and richer...damn.

by February 19, 2021

Duck fart

When your in the shower, spread your cheeks and put your asshole on the wall, water is flowing down your back and through your crack, and then you fart, the fart with the water running down your crack against the wall creates a vibrance sound like a duck quack. Calling it the duck fart.

Oh, I hear a duck fart, Martin must be in the shower.

by Nitram852 October 28, 2019

Cosmic Fart

A fart which would start off the multiverse by creating multiple big bangs throughout space itself and If one happens it proceeds to break space time itself until it crashes the simulation without us knowing.

Friend: Hey, you notice the Cosmic fart either God ate nasty Taco Bell or Jesus did.

Friend 2: You nasty bitch stfu. You believe in the crap naw it’s all a simulati——-

by Crack Head May 23, 2020

Fart Piss Crap

Used in situations of disappointment. Much the word dam

Aw Fart Piss Crap! I forgot my damn mask!

by Firezombie forgot his password November 19, 2020

road fart

The sound your wheels make when you cross a rumble strip at the edge of the highway.

I was so tired driving home that the road farts were the only thing that kept me alive.

by Butchbox January 08, 2019

Fart fairy

Melvin

Melvin is a fart fairy

by SAYsomethin February 28, 2020

following fart

A fart that follows you no matter how hard you try to walk away from it.

As I was walking through the airport I ripped a big following fart. No matter how fast I walked, the smell stayed with me like the tail of a comet. I could not get away from it.

by Philly Hockey Player February 21, 2020